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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Farting People
The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Person
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
The Shy Person
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.
The Scientific Person
One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.
The Nervous Person
One who stops in the middle of a fart.
The Honest Person
One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.
The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.
The Foolish Person
One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.
The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.
The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.
The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.
The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.
The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.
ok Iknow you guys are going to get me......I'mjust going thought a shity stage 
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| March 23, 2006, 02:34 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Farting People
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| March 23, 2006, 08:20 |
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Re: Farting People
I know WAY to many imprudent people.... I desperately need new friends *sigh*
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| March 23, 2006, 10:23 |
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Re: Farting People
Damn...guess I fall in the sadistic column...oh well,so goes married life !!!
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| March 23, 2006, 10:45 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Farting People
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ March 23, 2006, 10:23)I know WAY to many imprudent people.... I desperately need new friends *sigh*
I know the feeling!..... 
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| March 23, 2006, 10:49 |
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Re: Farting People
My brother is in that category too. 'Cept he would walk behind the couch and grab your head and do the deed.... I tried talking my mom into rearranging the furniture and putting the couch against the wall! 
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| March 23, 2006, 10:50 |
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