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Things not to say ...
Things not to say after a night of intercourse
"So, do you have AIDS? Because I really dont want to catch that again."
"so how you getting home?"
"you were almost as good as your sister"
"Do you have change for a twenty?"
"Is that it?"
"Is it supposed to smell like that?"
"damn, your much better than my other cousin"
"Heh, look at that there was a hole in the condom the whole time!"
"You are 18 right?"
"I've had better"
"Get the fuck out bitch!"
"When I was a man I was alot better in bed"
"You woke me up for that?"
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought, lets turn out the lights."
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| April 27, 2004, 01:15 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 27, 2004, 03:15) Things not to say after a night of intercourse
"So, do you have AIDS? Because I really dont want to catch that again."
"so how you getting home?"
"you were almost as good as your sister"
"Do you have change for a twenty?"
"Is that it?"
"Is it supposed to smell like that?"
"damn, your much better than my other cousin"
"Heh, look at that there was a hole in the condom the whole time!"
"You are 18 right?"
"I've had better"
"Get the fuck out bitch!"
"When I was a man I was alot better in bed"
"You woke me up for that?"
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"On second thought, lets turn out the lights."
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| April 27, 2004, 05:05 |
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absix
40 / male
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| April 27, 2004, 07:15 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
a few more!!
"I should of just downloaded porn and wacked off."
"Oh did I mention the video camera?"
"I put it in the wrong hole again, didn't I?"
"Gawd!! quite whining! no one's ever died from rugburn"
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| April 27, 2004, 10:51 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
My last girlfriend was better.
Did you get it in?
what do you mean you are only 16!!!
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| April 27, 2004, 15:07 |
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Re: Re: Things not to say ...
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 27, 2004, 17:07)My last girlfriend was better.
Did you get it in?
what do you mean you are only 16!!!
My secretary love this position! 
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| April 27, 2004, 15:26 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Who was that on the phone a minute ago.
Where do you keep the anti-bacterial soap.
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| April 27, 2004, 16:17 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Now you've done it, you woke my baby, "I hope you didn't give him brain damage", here feel him kicking?
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| April 27, 2004, 16:53 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
What do you think your gonna do with that? I just took a shower, your not gettin me sticky all over again!
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| April 27, 2004, 21:40 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Didnt you get enough last nite?
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| April 27, 2004, 21:42 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Is that thing hard again? I think you've got a problem, you should see a doctor.
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| April 28, 2004, 04:53 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Why is your hand on my ass, I didnt say I wanted to do it again, go to sleep.
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| April 28, 2004, 05:05 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
C,mon,,, dont, cant you see im trying to watch this TV show?
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| April 28, 2004, 05:13 |
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absix
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Re: Things not to say ...
Hahahaha
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| April 28, 2004, 23:26 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
"you don't mind if we make this quick do ya? I got a real date in about an hour"
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| May 10, 2004, 10:05 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
You are way better than my sister and almost better than Mom?
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| May 10, 2004, 16:29 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
i think i forgot to take my pill
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| May 10, 2004, 16:34 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
"aww man!!! No wonder these condoms were on sale! I guess I shoulda check the expiration date!"
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| July 3, 2004, 10:42 |
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Re: Things not to say ...
Hey thanks, but..... ummmmmm.... it's not you, it's me.
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| July 3, 2004, 16:47 |
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bawbie
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mesa, Arizona, US
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Re: Things not to say ...
" boy, that was like pulling a motorcycle into a three car garage"
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| July 7, 2004, 12:30 |
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absix
40 / male
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| July 7, 2004, 12:37 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Things not to say ...
And the number one thing not to say is...
"Is It In Yet?".
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| July 8, 2004, 03:42 |
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Re: Re: Things not to say ...
QUOTE (backfromaustintx @ July 8, 2004, 03:42)And the number one thing not to say is...
"Is It In Yet?".
OK, that one wins...
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| July 8, 2004, 06:28 |
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mystic1
71 / male
Vermillion, South Dakota, US
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Re: Re: Things not to say ...
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 10, 2004, 16:29)You are way better than my sister and almost better than Mom?
good ones....
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