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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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never lie to girls
There was a man resting and enjoying the view on the beach. He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading. The girl came up to him and asked, "What do you have under the newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied, "A bird." The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep. When he woke up, he was in a hospital in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened. The guy says, "I don't know. I was lying on the beach, this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dozed off, and the next thing I know is I'm here."
The police went to the beach, found the girl, and asked her, "What did you do to that naked fellow?" After a pause, the girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"
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| March 22, 2006, 02:30 |
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| March 22, 2006, 05:18 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 22, 2006, 08:30 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| March 22, 2006, 08:54 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| March 22, 2006, 10:37 |
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Re: never lie to girls
 lol lol lol
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| March 22, 2006, 11:26 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: never lie to girls
ouch that would hurt but lmao
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| March 22, 2006, 11:46 |
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