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Chinese Proverbs
1 Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
2 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
3 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
4 Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
5 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
6 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
7 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
8 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
9 It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
10 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
11 Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
12 Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk
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March 21, 2006, 21:45 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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