And some you may have not....
Funny One - Liners
1. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
2. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A Nervous Wreck.
3. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef. Can you pea soup?
4. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Ooooooooooo, that's bad!!!
5. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.
6. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
7. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
8. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
10. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.
11. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?
Somebody's Gonna' Lose A Trailer.
