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OK you rednecks
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?" The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
His partner says "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"
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| March 20, 2006, 01:34 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
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| March 20, 2006, 07:37 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
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| March 20, 2006, 07:53 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
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| March 20, 2006, 09:31 |
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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
so can I  
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| March 22, 2006, 02:48 |
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Re: OK you rednecks
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| March 22, 2006, 05:19 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
  
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| March 22, 2006, 06:20 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: OK you rednecks
   
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| March 22, 2006, 13:42 |
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Re: OK you rednecks
LMAO!!!!!! Ye Mothe Fucin Haw 
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| March 24, 2006, 03:31 |
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