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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Hundred dollar penis!
A guy goes to the tattoo parlor and offers the tattoo artist
$1, 000 to put a $100 bill on his penis. The artist agrees,
but is curious and ask the man why he wants to do this for.
The man then replies, 'I have my reasons which I would
rather not tell right now'. So the artist goes ahead
and does the job.
But all while he is anxious with curiosity over why this
man wants a $100 bill on his penis.
So he tells the man that he really needs to know the reason
why and says that the man can keep the $1, 000 he would have
paid for the tattoo if he would just tell the reason for putting
a $100 bill on his willie.
So the man consents and offers these three reasons
First, I like to play with my money.
Second, I like to watch my money grow.
And third, and most importantly the next time my wife wants
to blow a $100, she can stay at home and do it!
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| March 19, 2006, 20:17 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Hundred dollar penis!
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| March 19, 2006, 21:53 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Hundred dollar penis!
I like that lol that would be the best 100.00 I  would blow lol
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| March 20, 2006, 00:34 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Hundred dollar penis!
QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ March 20, 2006, 00:34)I like that lol that would be the best 100.00 I would blow lol
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| March 20, 2006, 08:48 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Hundred dollar penis!
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| March 20, 2006, 09:40 |
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