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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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For those with children!
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 6 year
old son playing with his new electric train in the living
room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of
you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now...
because this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your
asses on the train because we're going down the tracks.
The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We
don't use that kind of language! in this house.
Now, I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there
for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with your train... but I want
you to use nice language!"
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed
playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother
heard her son say...
"All passengers please remember to take all of your
belongings with you. We thank you and hope your trip was
a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon!"
She heard her little darling continue...
"For those of you just boarding, remember there is
no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added,
"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR
delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen..."
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| March 19, 2006, 20:04 |
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Re: For those with children!
that way the subway is always late
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| March 19, 2006, 20:07 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: For those with children!
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| March 19, 2006, 20:58 |
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Re: For those with children!
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| March 21, 2006, 05:36 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: For those with children!
So true
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| March 21, 2006, 11:16 |
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