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bignasty
54 / male Elko, Nevada, US
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You May be Trailer Trash If ...
The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel's makes your "Most Admired People." list.
You wonder how service stations keep their rest rooms so clean.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey y'all watch this."
You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia boss.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
Your junior prom had a daycare.
You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are, "Gentlemen start your engines."
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.
You have to go outside to get something from the refrigerator.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.
You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Somebody hollers "Hoe Down" and your girlfriend hits the floor.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls that all say "Cool Whip" on the side....
If the biggest city you've ever been to is "Wal-Mart".
If your working T.V. sits on top of your non-working R.V...
If you thought the Una-bomber was a wrestler...
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table...
If you think a quarter horse is that ride out in front of the K-Mart...
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home...
If a tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 dollars worth of improvement...
If you've ever used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it hangin?"
If you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty...
If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph...
If somebody tells you that you've got something in your teeth. and you take them out to see what it is...
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate...
If you've ever been too drunk to fish.
If you had a problem understanding any of the first thirty five.
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March 17, 2006, 17:39 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
My bowls are high class , they say I can't believe it's not butter
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March 17, 2006, 18:05 |
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
Mine say DOG... LMAO...!!!
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March 18, 2006, 01:04 |
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littlecock
61 / male southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
I started out as poor white trash,then finally moved up to trailer trash,now I'm just Biker Trash!
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March 18, 2006, 08:36 |
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
RIDE ON BROTHER...!!!
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March 18, 2006, 10:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
I've definitely been to drunk to fish. Couldn't find the boat, it was on the other side of the garage.
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March 18, 2006, 12:03 |
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
YOU'RE NOT BABE WINKLEMAN ... FROM BRAINERD, MINN.
T.V. FISHING SHOW HOST..???
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March 18, 2006, 13:17 |
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
lol
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March 20, 2006, 00:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
QUOTE (rchamberlain @ March 18, 2006, 13:17)
Well that kinda depends on who you ask at the time. Worked for a bait and tackle shop then. We set the shop record for drinking that day. 7 of us drank 5 quarts of brandy in one hour and really did think we were Babe Winkleman and we where close enough to Brainard to convince ourselves of it. Oh yes the good old days.
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March 20, 2006, 00:55 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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March 20, 2006, 08:46 |
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Re: You May be Trailer Trash If ...
Gotta love fishing... I myself fish quite often , I'm right on Lake Erie..I've also earned the coveted title of Master Baiter... lol...!!!
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March 20, 2006, 23:03 |
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