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red-steve
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sticky situations
inspired by Chazzy (in more ways than 1  ), here's a question for you all...
what's the most unlikely / uncomfortable / annoying place that you or your man has shot his load?
This was prompted by my discovery that shooting cum up your own nostril is not a trick I wish to repeat!!
Although at least it is preferable to my eyes and my long hair!! 
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| April 21, 2004, 14:20 |
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Re: sticky situations
I took the majority of a huge load right in one eye, once. Stang and hurt like mother foker!! At one point I thought I might have to seek medical attenttion, so I was trying to think of the most discreet way to explain to a doctor that I was injured while taking a oral facial cumshot. Then that got me wondering if there were any statistics on how many cases of cum related injuries are reported every year....
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| April 21, 2004, 21:13 |
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I'll agree with Chazzy, for some reason cum stings like hell in the eye, perhaps it has some amonia content, but that is the worst.
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| April 22, 2004, 05:15 |
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Re: sticky situations
and Steve, please do tell us just how you managed to get your own cum in your own nostril. This story must be told. I am imagining some very odd positions, or very strange activities.
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| April 23, 2004, 04:59 |
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Re: sticky situations
I wanna hear the whole story too !!
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| April 24, 2004, 01:39 |
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schoolboy976
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Re: sticky situations
Actully my girl try to get me with the snow ball the other night. I almost puked, I dont know how you women do it. If I was a girl I would be like "hey mofo you better shoot that crap somewhere else cause it aint happenin in my mouth, or on my face, or etc... The funny thing is as much as it would gross me out to have it done to me, id be the first monkey droppin a gallon all over my girl, with my hands up in the air screamin, like I was in a rodeo. yehaw
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| April 24, 2004, 02:17 |
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red-steve
51 / male
Berkshire, England, UK
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Re: sticky situations
I'm sorry to say that it was nothing too strange or odd, I'm afraid. I was masturbating, lying on my bed, hips raised, and when I ejaculated my cum landed on my face. I guess my nose was at such an 'open' angle that it matched the trajectory of my cum and a big strand flew up there.
But it was a bit of a shock at first, I breathed in heavily at just the wrong moment (very good orgasm!!) and snorted it further up my nostril. Which made it slightly uncomfortable...
And I have been known to position myself up against the wall, almost doing a head-stand resting on my shoulder-blades, with my legs in the air and back arched, so my cock is over my face, trying to cum in my mouth / onto my face.
Which probably gives you a pretty weird image! But I find simply lying on my back is more productive for giving myself a facial really...
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| April 24, 2004, 04:33 |
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red-steve, you gotta start taking some pics,,,you just might me a role model,, 
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| April 24, 2004, 10:53 |
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I've seen the "half somersault" position you mention in a few pornos, red-steve, I heard mention of allot of guys who at least one time tried to suck their own cock or get a self facial!! But take our word for it, do not get it in your eyes !!! It's right up there with pepper spray and mace!!
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| April 24, 2004, 22:22 |
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red-steve
51 / male
Berkshire, England, UK
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Re: sticky situations
wow! focusing a camera while standing on my head, masturbating, trying to cum in my own mouth! I should be in the circus...!!
All I need is a digi-camera and the courage to show my glamorous body to the world... easy!
Never seen anything like this in any pornos - obviously watching the wrong ones! I was just making it up as I went along - horniness is the mother of invention!
Fortunately I've never got it in my eyes as yet - either managed to avoid it or the times it has got close, it's splattered on my glasses. Which provides an interesting view of the world for a few minutes...!
And as for sucking myself off... maybe in my dreams?!?!
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| April 26, 2004, 07:52 |
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I tried to pass my boyfriend the snowball once, he ran like hell from the room until he saw me swallow it. What a chickenshit, now he won't even come near me after a blowjob until I brush my teeth, Just in case I might be holding it for like 2 hours to pass it back.
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| April 26, 2004, 12:25 |
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Oh, and that upside down position with your cock aimed at your mouth while you jack off must be a real laugher to watch. Thanks for the interesting visuals. More guys should be as honest about their ODD (very odd) behavior.
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| April 26, 2004, 12:27 |
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red-steve
51 / male
Berkshire, England, UK
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Re: Re: sticky situations
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 26, 2004, 14:27)Oh, and that upside down position with your cock aimed at your mouth while you jack off must be a real laugher to watch. Thanks for the interesting visuals. More guys should be as honest about their ODD (very odd) behavior.
It is a privilege to be called ODD by someone as wise and beautiful as yourself, Mistress K. Glad I could provide the 'interesting visuals' as well...
I've never done it but I'd be up for playing 'pass the snowball' with a woman - I don't think I particularly like my own taste but it doesn't make me puke, so why not...?? Always willing to try something new, especially if my partner wants to try it as well 
I'm always honest.. especially with the privacy of my own PC. I mean, there's no-one actually reads this stuff, do they?? 
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| April 26, 2004, 13:39 |
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Re: sticky situations
nothing is quite as nice as passing the surprise snowball. the big open mouth kiss, and "SURPRISE" (girls, make sure you have on your running shoes before you try this)
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| April 26, 2004, 16:37 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 26, 2004, 18:37)nothing is quite as nice as passing the surprise snowball. the big open mouth kiss, and "SURPRISE" (girls, make sure you have on your running shoes before you try this)
....and leave your car keys in a easy-to-grab place, this is not a time for fumbling around!!
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| April 27, 2004, 03:46 |
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That could be my next fun game. I tie him up, give him the blowjob of his life, and then while he is still tied to the bed, move up and give him a giant wet super sloppy kiss on the lips. I must give this matter great thought!
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| April 27, 2004, 16:02 |
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Oh Please,,, can I be your next fun game victim? After reading your blowjob essay, Iam realy ready!!! 
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| April 28, 2004, 04:12 |
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first recipient will be my boyfriend as always. Afterward when I find a new place to live I will look you up to be second.
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| April 28, 2004, 15:49 |
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red-steve
51 / male
Berkshire, England, UK
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 28, 2004, 17:49)first recipient will be my boyfriend as always. Afterward when I find a new place to live I will look you up to be second.
oh well, bronze medal position ain't too bad, I suppose (well, here's hoping...  )
By then Mistress K might have perfected the technique...
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| April 29, 2004, 06:49 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: sticky situations
chest face and the curtains above the bed..GF pull it out just before completion and then she stuck her finger in my ass just as I shot, wow, did I shot hard and long
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| May 3, 2004, 12:52 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 28, 2004, 17:49)first recipient will be my boyfriend as always. Afterward when I find a new place to live I will look you up to be second.
Why do you have to move after you give him that beautifull BJ?
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| May 3, 2004, 13:01 |
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judaskiss79
42 / male
Northern, Virginia, US
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Re: sticky situations
not to snowball the subject (bada bing), but i was once given the snowball by my ex-girlfriend (god I miss her). She had just given me one of the best bj's in my life (i had no idea one's head could move at such speed and angles, i'm surprised she didn't get whiplash) and i guess it was just a moment of passion where after I shot my load into her mouth I had just grabbed her head and kissed her like mad crazy. I didn't care what the hell was in her mouth. like I said, moment of passion. Well, I ended up with like half of my load in mine and...well.... I swallowed it. can't say that I liked it, but it was definitely an experience I won't forget. ever since that moment I have always gone for the passionate kiss after a blowjob, whether they have it in their mouth or not.
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| May 3, 2004, 13:30 |
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QUOTE (bear @ May 3, 2004, 14:52)chest face and the curtains above the bed..GF pull it out just before completion and then she stuck her finger in my ass just as I shot, wow, did I shot hard and long
That stuff does not just wash out of fabric either!!
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| May 3, 2004, 18:02 |
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Damn Judas, I would expect to see you running and hanging over the wilson bridge puking and spitting. You are full of surprises.
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