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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Awaxing story, part II
With my next wax strip, I move "north". After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom for the ultimate hair fighting
championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of the bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the inside
of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip). I inhale deeply and brace myself.... RRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!
I'm Blind!!!!! Blinded from pain!!!!!!... OH MY
GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half of the strip. Another deep breath and RRIIPP... Everything is swirly and spotted. Do I hear crashing drums????? OK, back to normal. I want to see my trophy - A wax covered strip with my hairy pelt that has caused me so much pain, sticking to it. I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip! There's no hair on it!
Where is the hair?? WHERE IS THE WAX? Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see the hair... The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching wax. I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
Then I make the next BIG mistake . . . . . . . Remember, my foot is still propped up on the toilet. I know I need to do something, so I
put my foot down. I hear the slamming of the cell door.
Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt?? Sealed shut!!! I penguin walk around the bathroom, trying to figure out what to do and think to
myself, "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may pop off."
Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse the wax covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it off, right?? *WRONG!!!!*
I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.
Now, the only thing worse that having your nether businesses glued together is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom
of the tub. In scalding hot water!! Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax. So, not I'm
stuck to the bottom of the tub!!! God bless the man that convinced me I should have a phone in the bathroom!!! I call my friend, thinking surely
she's waxed before and has some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation starter, "So my butt and who-ha are stuck
to the bottom of the tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't have a secret trick, but does try to hide the laughter from me. She wants
to know exactly where the wax is located on my bottom, "Are we talking cheeks or hole or what?"
She's laughing out loud by now... I can hear her. I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
YEAH!!! Right!!!!!! I would be the joke of someone else's night. While we go through various
solutions, I resort to scraping the wax off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies covered in hot wax, glued shut,
stuck to the tub in super hot water, and then dry shaving the sticky wax off!!!
By now, the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I slip into glazed donut land. My friend is still talking with me as
my hand reaches towards the saving grace... The lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I really have to lose at this point. I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!! The scream probably woke the kids, scared the dickens out of
my friend, but I really don't care!!
"IT WORKS!! IT WORKS!!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I successfully remove the remainder of the wax
and then notice, to my grief and despair... THE HAIR IS STILL
THERE... ALL
OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
So, I shaved it off. Heck, I'm numb at this point.
Next week I'm going to try hair color . . . . .
  
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| March 16, 2006, 07:09 |
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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
O M G !!!!!!!! this needs to be a sentence for D W I 
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| March 16, 2006, 07:58 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
OUCH !
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| March 16, 2006, 08:03 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
 
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| March 16, 2006, 08:46 |
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
LMAO...  
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| March 16, 2006, 16:48 |
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
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| March 16, 2006, 16:54 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
OUCH 
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| March 16, 2006, 17:10 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
darn that had to hurt like something else but hopes you are feeling better now but at least you did manage to get unstuck from the tub and wax...but at least you did shave sorry you had to go thru a night like that 
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| March 16, 2006, 21:43 |
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
that's funny.. couldn't stop laughing!!
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| March 16, 2006, 21:54 |
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
OMG!!!! That is soooo funny!!!!
My experience wasn't nearly that bad!!!
Jill
Pepper...that had me crying with laughter!!! Loved it!
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| March 16, 2006, 22:27 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
i should wax my balls next time i wanna be bare smoothe down there for some lucky girl
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| March 16, 2006, 22:28 |
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
You are a brave man if you pull through it...
Jill
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| March 16, 2006, 22:32 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
yes i would say i am a brave and tough kind of guy who knows how to get down,dirty,and naughty and more just ask if ya wanna know more
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| March 16, 2006, 22:38 |
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HAPPILYHORNY
54 / couple
ALTOONA, Pennsylvania, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
well pep u have definitely cured me. i had a wax appointment scheduled, but i think i will just shave.
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| March 18, 2006, 19:03 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
Lol, this story turned me off of it too, I will NEVER put wax in that area, lol.
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| March 20, 2006, 00:23 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
~~Bump~~
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| August 31, 2006, 06:20 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
ROFLMAO Pepper that was great.
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| August 31, 2006, 11:50 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: Awaxing story, part II
QUOTE (pepper @ August 31, 2006, 06:20)~~Bump~~
pepper better still, get someone to do it for u, i would offer to do it for u but too far from u , i have done it a couple of times before and it was a big turn on for them( and me) that i never got to finish it, we ended up doing something else  before i could
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| August 31, 2006, 13:39 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
much better to have a profession and don't forget the "numbing cream"
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| August 31, 2006, 16:14 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
~~Bump~~~
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| May 30, 2007, 21:26 |
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rawk35
56 / couple
valley, Oregon, US
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Re: Awaxing story, part II
lmao!!!
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| June 4, 2007, 17:05 |
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