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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
this is the one I was telling you about Jill, I about fell off of my chair laughing the first time I read it and Warren did, too! ::
All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal. The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now.... The Wax!!
My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home; fix dinner; played with the kids. I then had the thought That would ring
painfully in my mind for the next few hours; "Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet?"
So I headed to the site of my demise; the bathroom. It was one of those cold wax kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the
strips together in your hand and then they get warm and you peel them apart, press it to your leg (or wherever else) and hair comes right off!
No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean, I'm no girly, girl, but I am mechanically inclined enough that I can figure it out. *YA
THINK!!!*
So I pull one of the thin strips out. It's two strips facing each other, stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, I get out
the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. Cold wax my rear end (Oh, how this phrase haunts me!). I lay the strip across my thigh.
Hold the skin around it tight and pull.
OK... So it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!!! Hair removal no longer eludes me!! I am She-Ra, fighter of
all wayward body hair and smooth skin extraordinaire!!
end part one, lol.
  
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| March 16, 2006, 07:08 |
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
oh how this brings back painful memories!!! Except for the type of wax...
 
 Jill
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| March 16, 2006, 22:19 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
maybe i should wax my balls next time i wanna be bare and smoothe down there for some lucky girl 
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| March 16, 2006, 22:26 |
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
Go for it...then share your experience with us!!
Jill
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| March 16, 2006, 22:28 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
ok will do once i get the time to get the wax and time to take my pubes off with the wax
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| March 16, 2006, 22:29 |
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doneff
41 / male
Sayreville, New Jersey, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
tomboy baddddddd idea, very painful and the picture very unpleasant i'd say use the razor, easy and safe 
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| March 16, 2006, 22:34 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
i have used the razor before wants to try other quicker ways to make my balls and other sexy areas smoothe for the girls
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| March 16, 2006, 22:40 |
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doneff
41 / male
Sayreville, New Jersey, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
two minutes faster, 100 times more painful, well u do the math  good luck, now im heading out to get some action and mostly drunk
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| March 16, 2006, 22:44 |
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| March 16, 2006, 23:18 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 20, 2006, 08:48 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
QUOTE (tomboy6978 @ March 16, 2006, 22:29)ok will do once i get the time to get the wax and time to take my pubes off with the wax
Yea, you do this and then let us know if you have any balls left, that is after your out of the hospital.
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| March 20, 2006, 09:39 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
~~Bump~~~
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| August 31, 2006, 06:19 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
is there a part 2?
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| August 31, 2006, 16:09 |
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
cute joke like you peepper  
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| September 1, 2006, 14:06 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: a waxing story, non-autobiographical!
~~Bump~~ for Juils...
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