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bignasty
54 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
Pleasing a Women
A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a five (5) story hotel with a sign that reads: FOR WOMEN ONLY. Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they all decide to go in.
The young bouncer, a very attractive guy , explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors here at the hotel. You go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's very easy to decide, since each floor has a sign explaining what can be expected".
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: All the men on this floor are: SHORT & PLAIN. The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are: SHORT & HANDSOME. Still, this isn't good enough, so the women continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are: TALL & PLAIN. They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continue on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are: TALL & HANDSOME. The women get very excited and start going in, when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are truly missing, they all decide to go up to the fifth floor.
When they arrive, they find an empty floor, with a lonely sign that reads: NO MEN HERE.
This floor was built to prove one thing: THERE IS NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMEN.
THE LADIES JUST MADE ME DO IT 
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| March 14, 2006, 02:19 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
not true, not true, about me, anyway, I am very pleased with my Warren, he is as near to perfect as a man can get and perfect for me!
  
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| March 14, 2006, 07:29 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN
 Good ome BN.... 
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| March 14, 2006, 07:56 |
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| March 14, 2006, 09:49 |
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| March 15, 2006, 15:37 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 16, 2006, 08:51 |
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