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IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No topic, just random meanderings, say anything you want, reply to anything you want, vent some negativity, brag and boast about something no one else but you cares about,invite someone for a little flirt fling, ask stupid questions, publicly apologize for asking stupid questions,tell a joke,reveal a strange secret fetish, make a lonely desperate plea for a "quickie" chat,...etc...etc..etc.. 
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| April 19, 2004, 21:45 |
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shavedcock78
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish lots of hot, horny women would send me notes and tell me how much they like my cock. 
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| April 19, 2004, 22:37 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She didnt say to "Dream"!!!! 
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| April 20, 2004, 11:25 |
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Re: Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 13:25)She didnt say to "Dream"!!!!
No Hot...be nice. I'm sure Chazzy would tell him it fine.
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| April 20, 2004, 11:29 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey there Shavedcock,hope you know i was just teasing you with my dream remark? Dont ever want to offend you, if i did im sorry,,,Yours,hothands.
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| April 20, 2004, 18:27 |
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Re: Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 20:27)Hey there Shavedcock,hope you know i was just teasing you with my dream remark? Dont ever want to offend you, if i did im sorry,,,Yours,hothands.
You can believe that,Shavedcock, Hothands is all about fun !And if you haven't already started getting messages and emails, there's no doubt you will!
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| April 20, 2004, 19:06 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell me a joke, tell me something stupid and funny, I really need to laugh....I mean it, I really really,need to laugh....
what's a puppy and a far sighted gynecologist have in common...............???
a wet nose
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| April 24, 2004, 19:03 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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Re: Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 24, 2004, 21:03)Tell me a joke, tell me something stupid and funny, I really need to laugh....I mean it, I really really,need to laugh....
what's a puppy and a far sighted gynecologist have in common...............???
a wet nose
A math teacher asked little Ricky, "If I gave you $200.00 and then you gave $50. to Sally, $50 to Mary and $50 to Susan, what would you have?
An Orgy !
What is a Yankee?
Same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
Why do priests shop at Wal Mart.
The ad say "Boys pants, half off.
I hope it at least gave you a smile 
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| April 24, 2004, 20:36 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...a big smile!!! Sometimes I crave laughing out loud as much as sex(well, not quite as much) And tonite is one of those times,,,so now, anybody got any really embarrassing stories ???
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| April 24, 2004, 22:40 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One more Chazzy. I always try to put a smile on a beautiful woman 's face.
For some of you this will include Missouri, California & Florida !
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housework duties. The first man married woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a South Dakota girl. He boasted that he had
informed her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
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| April 25, 2004, 20:21 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's no joke! 
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| April 26, 2004, 09:00 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never done a free-for-all before. How do we do it. just fill the nearest hole with whatever body part fits best and fastest?
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| April 26, 2004, 19:11 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 26, 2004, 21:11)Never done a free-for-all before. How do we do it. just fill the nearest hole with whatever body part fits best and fastest?
Yeah, kinda ...it's just pure hedonism...just whatever you find gratifying for the moment~!
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| April 27, 2004, 01:27 |
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QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ April 26, 2004, 11:00)that's no joke!
Are we saying South Dakota women are..um,grumpy???
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| April 27, 2004, 01:30 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how many virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
(none - we still use candles here)
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| April 27, 2004, 16:05 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 27, 2004, 03:30)
Are we saying South Dakota women are..um,grumpy???
Well More like independent. My sister, who lives there, sent that one to me. 
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| April 28, 2004, 10:05 |
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Duke0467
82 / male
Gassaway, West Virginia, US
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most embarrassng situation??? Easy.
I was in a hotel in Denver a few years ago when, at about 2 am, there was a minor earthquake. Now I had never experienced on of these things so when it woke me I was scared. I jumped up and ran for the stairs. I met two ladies heading for the same stairwell. They gave me large smiles and didn't seem to be looking at my face. That was when I realized that I was running down the hall completely naked. 
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| April 28, 2004, 10:09 |
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If i did that duke, It would be intentional. Did you invite the ladies back to your room for an after earthquake nightcap? A sophisticated, suave man like you should have been able to come up with a good line.
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| April 28, 2004, 16:00 |
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Re: Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
QUOTE (Duke0467 @ April 28, 2004, 12:09)Most embarrassng situation??? Easy.
I was in a hotel in Denver a few years ago when, at about 2 am, there was a minor earthquake. Now I had never experienced on of these things so when it woke me I was scared. I jumped up and ran for the stairs. I met two ladies heading for the same stairwell. They gave me large smiles and didn't seem to be looking at my face. That was when I realized that I was running down the hall completely naked.
OK to sum up the story, lemme see, it was 2am, in a hotel, there were two women, you were naked and the earth moved....right?
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| April 30, 2004, 00:28 |
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chazzy, heres one for you, and I want serious answer for a stupid question,but would you ever come out to st. george to take my virginity away from me? honestly, or maybe know some one as attractive as you to do it?(if that's possible) I really want an experience to never forget, and I think you would be the one to give that!
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| June 25, 2004, 00:06 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?
He lay awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.
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| June 27, 2004, 15:11 |
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QUOTE (boobtruchio @ June 25, 2004, 00:06)chazzy, heres one for you, and I want serious answer for a stupid question,but would you ever come out to st. george to take my virginity away from me? honestly, or maybe know some one as attractive as you to do it?(if that's possible) I really want an experience to never forget, and I think you would be the one to give that!
Utah is a long way off !! I'm sure you'll have no problem losing "it" ,I really do wish I could be more helpful to you, but I don't have enough information about you are you shy? If you are, get over it !! Open up alittle !! Your'e 18, you should be out there every day, (making an ass out of yourself, mostly!) like the rest of us did when we were 18 !! I think a few of the guys here, like Boredcountryboy, Hothands,Dipsett, Deye, shavedcock78,... could be so much more helpful than I could be!!
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| June 29, 2004, 00:26 |
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bawbie
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why is there a south dakota in the north, and a north carolina in the south?
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| July 7, 2004, 12:33 |
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so rednecks who don't like the heat have a place to go
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| July 7, 2004, 15:39 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 24, 2004, 19:03)Tell me a joke, tell me something stupid and funny, I really need to laugh....I mean it, I really really,need to laugh....
what's a puppy and a far sighted gynecologist have in common...............???
a wet nose
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QUOTE (EugeneOregon @ June 27, 2004, 15:11)You hear about the insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic?
He lay awake all night, wondering if there really was a dog.
another good one!!
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thepeachotc
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san diego, California, US
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Re: IT'S A FREE-FOR-ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
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| August 19, 2006, 14:22 |
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QUOTE (thepeachotc @ August 19, 2006, 14:22)If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
VEry good idea!!
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QUOTE (Duke0467 @ April 25, 2004, 20:21)One more Chazzy. I always try to put a smile on a beautiful woman 's face.
For some of you this will include Missouri, California & Florida !
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their new wives straight on their housework duties. The first man married woman from Pennsylvania and bragged that he had told her she was going to do all the dishes and all the house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from New York. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He said that on the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a South Dakota girl. He boasted that he had
informed her his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry washed. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little out of his left eye!
That's how its done around here too. 
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