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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
The Guys' Rules....
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE as they are all important!
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing
of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No ARE perfectly Acceptable answers to almost
every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving
it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls,
don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask
us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and
one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one .
1. You can either ask us to do something...Or tell us how
you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and
neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will
act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
wear Is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are
prepared to discuss such topics as football, computers, or hot models on TV.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
This is from Warren....But that last one, DEFINATELY does NOT apply(Pepper)!!!!!
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| March 11, 2006, 17:42 |
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
bout time they got ahold of their own damn balls.. get tired of holding it for them all the time!!
LOL  
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| March 11, 2006, 18:23 |
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
True all that...!!!  
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| March 11, 2006, 19:32 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
all so true......... 
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| March 11, 2006, 19:34 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
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| March 11, 2006, 20:08 |
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
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| March 11, 2006, 20:11 |
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tomboy6978
46 / male
Florissant, Missouri, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
wow and a girl posted all that i have to admit she is correct ding ding we have a winner thats all so true
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| March 11, 2006, 20:48 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
Lol, thanks, Tom, but I did not post that, Warren did!
  
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| March 13, 2006, 06:30 |
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
Warren....  Pepper get him......give him something from us ladies..  and then 
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| March 20, 2006, 00:50 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
Oh so true.
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| March 20, 2006, 01:03 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Finally some Guys' Rules !!!!
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| March 20, 2006, 08:45 |
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