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NWCowboy
41 / male
Seattle, Washington, US
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How Long has it been for you????
Ok this is getting pretty sad and dissapointing I will honestly say it has been 8 months since i had sex and that was only my second time and now i am willing to pretty much fuck anything that walks!!!!!!
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| April 18, 2004, 20:55 |
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absix
40 / male
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
2 days 
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| April 18, 2004, 20:57 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
2, or 3 weeks and it really sucks
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| April 18, 2004, 21:17 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
In case you didnt know,,, masterbating is considered having sex  I just read that in the sex libraby.So,,, I had sex twice today 
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| April 18, 2004, 22:44 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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| April 19, 2004, 03:46 |
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Re: Re: How Long has it been for you????
QUOTE (hothands @ April 19, 2004, 00:44)In case you didnt know,,, masterbating is considered having sex I just read that in the sex libraby.So,,, I had sex twice today
I can't remember anything butt!
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| April 19, 2004, 05:01 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
we could make some new memories 
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| April 19, 2004, 19:48 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 19, 2004, 21:48)we could make some new memories
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| April 20, 2004, 07:41 |
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These long dry spells kill me, I don't like losing momentum
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| April 20, 2004, 18:41 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
He must be working alone somewhere? but i agree with you more moisture definitely.
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| April 20, 2004, 18:48 |
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Re: Re: How Long has it been for you????
QUOTE (hothands @ April 19, 2004, 00:44)In case you didnt know,,, masterbating is considered having sex I just read that in the sex libraby.So,,, I had sex twice today
QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 20:48)He must be working alone somewhere? but i agree with you more moisture definitely.
It's been two long!!! By your definition, I'm having sex all night tonite!!
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| April 20, 2004, 19:02 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
take lots of pictures to share with friends!!
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| April 20, 2004, 19:15 |
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Anything in particular that you would pictures of>
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| April 20, 2004, 20:21 |
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Very Nice!!!! I see we're starting early,,,OH i guess not its allready 10:28pm from looking at your pic you may start a chain reaction of this whole web site 
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| April 20, 2004, 20:31 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
um, i'm a little late in this post, I just got home, but as I post it has been about 3 hours since sex. and about 1 hour until more.
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| April 21, 2004, 14:01 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 21, 2004, 16:01)um, i'm a little late in this post, I just got home, but as I post it has been about 3 hours since sex. and about 1 hour until more.
BRAT!
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| April 21, 2004, 16:33 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ April 19, 2004, 00:44)In case you didnt know,,, masterbating is considered having sex I just read that in the sex libraby.So,,, I had sex twice today
according hothands and the Naughty Library's definition, I'm having sex right now!! As we speak!!! This very minute,!! EEEWWWWWW!!!
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| April 21, 2004, 20:26 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
and again and again and again until the cows came home last night. Days with no schedule can be something else.
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| April 22, 2004, 05:20 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 22, 2004, 07:20)and again and again and again until the cows came home last night. Days with no schedule can be something else.
MOO...MOO....MOO
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| April 22, 2004, 17:23 |
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Gawd !!! I'm starting to hate this post!!! Still no dick for me yet!!
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| April 24, 2004, 22:55 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 25, 2004, 00:55)Gawd !!! I'm starting to hate this post!!! Still no dick for me yet!!
After a while you forget all about it Chaz...60 or 70 years and it will be better 
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| April 25, 2004, 15:13 |
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littlegothicslut
50 / female
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
this morning 
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| April 25, 2004, 19:18 |
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QUOTE (littlegothicslut @ April 25, 2004, 21:18)this morning
Go ahead and rub it in!
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| April 26, 2004, 04:15 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
hi littlegoth,, was it a he or a she this time. for me it was yesterday Sunday, Pre Church Sex!
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| April 26, 2004, 12:34 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 26, 2004, 14:34)hi littlegoth,, was it a he or a she this time. for me it was yesterday Sunday, Pre Church Sex!
As long as you went to Church after.
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| April 26, 2004, 15:10 |
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now sex in church should be on my naughty test?
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| April 26, 2004, 19:14 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
QUOTE (NWCowboy @ April 18, 2004, 20:55)Ok this is getting pretty sad and dissapointing I will honestly say it has been 8 months since i had sex and that was only my second time and now i am willing to pretty much fuck anything that walks!!!!!!
AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( got a little last week)
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| May 10, 2004, 11:03 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
about three hours
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| May 10, 2004, 11:08 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
make sure you clean up your hand before the hair starts growing! 
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| May 10, 2004, 16:01 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 10, 2004, 16:01)make sure you clean up your hand before the hair starts growing!
there was actually someone else in the room with me and damn it i`m up to 8hrs 5min.the worst part is my g/f has to work a 12 hr shift tonight and won`t be home
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| May 10, 2004, 16:06 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
so then you will be using old Mr. Hand tonight.
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| May 10, 2004, 16:22 |
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lookin like it
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| May 10, 2004, 16:39 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
Ya know,instead of just their hand, the ole farmers and "cousinfuckers" in Missouri use a standard homemade device, a quart mason jar lined and stuffed with beef liver fresh from the meat market.(betcha think I"m joking, like I could make that up!)
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| May 11, 2004, 11:12 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 11, 2004, 11:12)Ya know,instead of just their hand, the ole farmers and "cousinfuckers" in Missouri use a standard homemade device, a quart mason jar lined and stuffed with beef liver fresh from the meat market.(betcha think I"m joking, like I could make that up!)
you HAVE to be making that up!did`nt even see it on the jackin site
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| May 11, 2004, 11:59 |
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Chazzy you have said a few disgusting things in the last few months, a few funny things, and many intelligent well thought out things. This last post is in the first category, way in the first category. I can't even imagine a man or even a perverted man screwing a mason jar full of liver. blech.
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| May 11, 2004, 15:40 |
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Hey, the thought doesn't turn me on either, but at least it kept a few ole farmers out of the chicken coop!!! (oh my, just did it again! said something disgusting!!) Hey wait, wasn't there something I read about dog with a side of taters and gravy?
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| May 12, 2004, 06:02 |
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QUOTE (24694u @ May 11, 2004, 11:59) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 11, 2004, 11:12)Ya know,instead of just their hand, the ole farmers and "cousinfuckers" in Missouri use a standard homemade device, a quart mason jar lined and stuffed with beef liver fresh from the meat market.(betcha think I"m joking, like I could make that up!) you HAVE to be making that up!did`nt even see it on the jackin site
Did not make it up! Can't believe the Jackin site didn't have it on thier list. Maybe you should submit it to them!! I'm joking about submitting that, but them I'm thinking how funny would that be if they added to thier website!!!!
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| May 12, 2004, 06:05 |
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wispers
55 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
Mr hand is a crude name for my hand....I prefer Mrs Palmer... works for me
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| May 13, 2004, 00:26 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
How about Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters? (thats an old one from catholic school).
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| May 14, 2004, 12:36 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
mr hand is from that ever classic movie "fast times at ridgemont high". One of the greats! (had the great pheobe cates / judge reinhold masturbation scene)
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| May 15, 2004, 17:56 |
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beezeeka
46 / male
Minneapolis, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: How Long has it been for you????
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 21, 2004, 14:01)um, i'm a little late in this post, I just got home, but as I post it has been about 3 hours since sex. and about 1 hour until more.
man you are a lucky gal---wish i was having you in an hour
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| May 17, 2004, 17:59 |
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Re: Re: How Long has it been for you????
QUOTE (kbateman @ May 15, 2004, 17:56)mr hand is from that ever classic movie "fast times at ridgemont high". One of the greats! (had the great pheobe cates / judge reinhold masturbation scene)
hillarious movie ,truly a classic especially the masterbation scene. still laugh my ass off even though i`ve probably seen it 30 times before check out scary movie 2&3 there`s some funny shit there i don`t care who ya are
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| May 17, 2004, 19:02 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
It has been over a year since I last had sex with a woman. I did masturbate this morning though, does that count?
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| April 12, 2007, 12:31 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
Mine has been three months, have had offers, but to knackered after work!!!!
I seriously need to soon!!!   3some .gif">
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| April 12, 2007, 13:42 |
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QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ April 12, 2007, 13:42)Mine has been three months, have had offers, but to knackered after work!!!!
I seriously need to soon!!! 3some .gif">
We need each other. It's a shame that we are so far away from each other.
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| April 12, 2007, 13:50 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
yesterday was last time I had any
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| April 12, 2007, 17:12 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
About 5 hours ago
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| April 12, 2007, 22:52 |
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lonerwolf
72 / male
small town (South Jersey), New Jersey, US
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
Five long grueling months and to think I still have two months to go till I get back to the states. Is there any ladies out there that want to help when I get back. LOL Please  I am going to blowwwwww
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| April 13, 2007, 00:09 |
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QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ April 12, 2007, 13:42)Mine has been three months, have had offers, but to knackered after work!!!!
I seriously need to soon!!! 3some .gif">
Sorry I can't be there to "help" you with your problem! Maybe in another life......
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| April 13, 2007, 06:50 |
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Re: How Long has it been for you????
2 weeks for me..But gonna fix that problem REAL soon.  my g/f then   all night long...
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