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THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES
THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING MALE BASHING JOKES
Q How many men does it take to open a beer?
A None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Q Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will
never be able to support you.
Q Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q How do you fix a woman's watch?
A You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q Why do men pass gas more than women?
A Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
A The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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