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Horny Pills
Once upon a time, a woman complained to her doctor that she and
her husband never had sex anymore. So the doctor gave her a bottle
of pills and told her to put them in his drink and she would be
'satisfied.'
The woman, somewhat disbelievingly, put one pill in his coffee
that evening. That night they made out.
The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night they
really got it on.
The next day, she said, "What the hell," and put the entire
bottle in.
A few days later, the doctor called to check on her progress.
The woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how
she was doing, the son replied, "Mom's dead; Sis is pregnant;
my asshole hurts, and Dad is out naked on the front lawn
yelling 'Here kitty, kitty.'"
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| March 9, 2006, 21:31 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Horny Pills
 
  
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| March 10, 2006, 07:18 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Horny Pills
seems like i heard this one before........here kitty kitty ..... 
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| March 10, 2006, 08:30 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Horny Pills
QUOTE (littlecock @ March 10, 2006, 08:30)seems like i heard this one before........here kitty kitty .....
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| March 10, 2006, 17:26 |
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