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a funny
A guy gets into the elevator with a beautiful women and says.....can i smell your pussy? The lady says...I DONT THINK SO......The guy says oh must be your feet
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| March 9, 2006, 21:28 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: a funny
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| March 10, 2006, 17:36 |
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Re: a funny
How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one,but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A bingo machine.
What's the ultimate in rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What is every Amish woman's private fantasy?
Two Mennonite!
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
If you have a good hand,you don't need a partner.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One....Men will screw anything.
Can you say three two-letter words that denote small?
Is it in?
What do you call kinky sex with chocolate?
S&M&M
Hope you like these 
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| March 12, 2006, 19:17 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: a funny
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| March 12, 2006, 20:31 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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| March 13, 2006, 04:41 |
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Re: a funny
At 80 years old,George went for his annual physical.All of his test came back with normal results.
Dr.Smith said,"George,everything looks great physically.How are you doing mentally and emotionally?Are you at peace with yourself,and do you have a good relationship with God?"
George replied,"Yeah,God and me are tight.He knows that I have poor eyesight,so he's fixed it so that when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom(poof)the light goes on,when I'm done...(poof) the light goes off."
Wow!"commented DR.Smith,"That's incredible!"
A little later in the day Dr.Smith called George's wife.
"Ethel," he said,"George is doing fine.Physically he's great.But,I had to call because I'm in awe of his relationship with God.Is it true that he gets up during the night and (poof)the light in the bathroom goes on,and then when he is through...(poof)the light goes off?"
Ethel exclaimed,"Oh,my God,he's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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