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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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High Octane
Mike and Keith were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as aircraft mechanics in Cincinnati.
One day the airport was fogged in and they
were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Mike said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Keith says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Mike wakes up and is surprised at how
good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover!
NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Keith.
Keith says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Mike says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Keith says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a
hangover?"
Mike says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no
hangover, nothing. We ought to do this
more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing.""What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No "
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."
 
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| March 9, 2006, 21:22 |
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| March 9, 2006, 21:23 |
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nykitten
55 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: High Octane
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| March 10, 2006, 17:37 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| March 12, 2006, 15:31 |
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| March 12, 2006, 15:56 |
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Re: High Octane
  cute hard rock
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| March 12, 2006, 20:00 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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| March 13, 2006, 06:34 |
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