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Sneeze
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in
first class. The man sneezes, pulls out his wang and
wipes the tip off. The woman can't believe what she
just saw and decides she is hallucinating. A few
minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his
wang and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go
nuts. She can't believe that such a rude person exists.
A few minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes
his wang out and wipes the tip off. The woman has
finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've
removed your penis from your pants to wipe it off! What
the hell kind of degenerate are you?" The man replies,
"I'm sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a very
rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an
orgasm." The woman then says, "Oh, how strange. What
are you taking for it? "The man looks at her and says,
"Pepper."
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| March 9, 2006, 21:01 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| March 10, 2006, 17:40 |
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