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Intelligence
A farm boy went to the city to visit a couple of his big city buddies. The three of them decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch."
When the first city boy comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?"
"75 dollars," was his reply with a grin.
The second city boy goes in and returns with a fee of $85. Again with a grin of pride on his face.
The third guy (the farm boy) goes in and returns, "How much did she charge you?" ask the first two.
"$20 dollars" he says confidently.
The first two start laughing hysterically.
"Hey guys," replied the farm boy, "I'm not so stupid, I paid on the way out instead of on the way in!"
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March 9, 2006, 16:23 |
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nykitten
54 / female Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Intelligence
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March 10, 2006, 17:36 |
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