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shavedcock78
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Penis size
Ah yes, the oldest of topics. I just wanted to conduct a little informal survey. Ladies - what are the biggest and smallest cocks you've had? Describe how they were.
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| April 13, 2004, 18:51 |
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Dont know about the ladies,,but ive only had one cock my whole life,,,sometimes it big and sometimes not so big,, 
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| April 13, 2004, 20:40 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ April 13, 2004, 22:40)Dont know about the ladies,,but ive only had one cock my whole life,,,sometimes it big and sometimes not so big,,
Hahaha! I've had the sameone all my life as well. However when I was young it was much smaller then it is now!
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| April 14, 2004, 11:09 |
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about 3 to 8 inches in length, and about 1/2 inch to 2 inches in thickness.
thicker is better, the long pencils are useless,
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| April 14, 2004, 17:16 |
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For Real?? a 1/2 inch?? that seems allmost unheard of ! but i suppose it would be a good size to learn deep throught,, 
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| April 14, 2004, 18:30 |
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Largest was about 10 inches ( had used a stale doughnut as sort of a "spacer" as not to damage my cervix)
Smallest was 3 1/2 inches, erect. Cervix wasn't even aware we had company.
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| April 15, 2004, 13:46 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 15, 2004, 15:46)Largest was about 10 inches ( had used a stale doughnut as sort of a "spacer" as not to damage my cervix)
Smallest was 3 1/2 inches, erect. Cervix wasn't even aware we had company.
Wow it's nice to know I'd not be remembered as the Samllest! 
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| April 15, 2004, 15:38 |
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Re: Penis size
 Sounds like a tape measure is essential dating equipment,,,pretty wild!,,, after reading here, Ive been going out with some pretty boring women
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| April 15, 2004, 16:30 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ April 15, 2004, 18:30) Sounds like a tape measure is essential dating equipment,,,pretty wild!,,, after reading here, Ive been going out with some pretty boring women
I feel the same...No more plan old vanilla for me!
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| April 15, 2004, 17:00 |
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QUOTE (JesseJames @ April 15, 2004, 19:00) QUOTE (hothands @ April 15, 2004, 18:30) Sounds like a tape measure is essential dating equipment,,,pretty wild!,,, after reading here, Ive been going out with some pretty boring women
I feel the same...No more plan old vanilla for me!
well, it's your turn now. You guys gonna tell us all about the largest and the tiniests vaginas you've ever experienced? 
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| April 15, 2004, 20:10 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 15, 2004, 22:10) QUOTE (JesseJames @ April 15, 2004, 19:00) QUOTE (hothands @ April 15, 2004, 18:30) Sounds like a tape measure is essential dating equipment,,,pretty wild!,,, after reading here, Ive been going out with some pretty boring women
I feel the same...No more plan old vanilla for me!
well, it's your turn now. You guys gonna tell us all about the largest and the tiniests vaginas you've ever experienced?
Ok I'll go first. The smallest one was like this big, and the biggest one was way bigger!
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| April 16, 2004, 04:33 |
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Well, which one was the best for you?
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| April 19, 2004, 20:15 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 19, 2004, 22:15)Well, which one was the best for you?
Sorry I don't kiss and tell!
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| April 20, 2004, 07:28 |
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I think the phrase "kiss n tell" only refers to use of a name, so your free to spill your guts on the rest of the details,,,,,,GO ON,,,, 
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| April 20, 2004, 11:20 |
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QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 13:20)I think the phrase "kiss n tell" only refers to use of a name, so your free to spill your guts on the rest of the details,,,,,,GO ON,,,,
I've never meet a pussy I didn't love, big or small. Ok, there was this one...but as long as the 2x4 was strapped across my ass it was ok! 
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| April 20, 2004, 11:26 |
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I SAW THAT MOVIE !!!! The guy had to used his fist to get the job done
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| April 20, 2004, 11:31 |
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QUOTE (JesseJames @ April 20, 2004, 13:26) QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 13:20)I think the phrase "kiss n tell" only refers to use of a name, so your free to spill your guts on the rest of the details,,,,,,GO ON,,,,
I've never meet a pussy I didn't love, big or small. Ok, there was this one...but as long as the 2x4 was strapped across my ass it was ok!
make sure the strap on that 2x4 are secure, ALWAYS always check batteries in your flashllight,and most importantly, tell a buddy about your plans, just in case something does happen, someone will know where to send the search and recue team. It's all about saftey, you know. I always wear my safty glasses while giving head, that stuff stings like a mother when it gets in your eyes and it can weld your contact lense right onto your eyeballs!!!
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| April 20, 2004, 19:24 |
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That is way to funny, hilarious is the word,,, I cannot believe no one else is reading this stuff and making some sort of a comment,,,,,
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| April 20, 2004, 20:04 |
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Im thinkin , maybe i should take a teaspoon of baking soda from now on {to reduce the body acid] before I "chock the chicken" because on a good day a few drops land on my eye lids,,,, so far my cat like eye reflexes have saved me from the burn your talking about,,,
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| April 20, 2004, 20:24 |
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red-steve
51 / male
Berkshire, England, UK
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QUOTE (hothands @ April 20, 2004, 22:24)Im thinkin , maybe i should take a teaspoon of baking soda from now on {to reduce the body acid] before I "chock the chicken" because on a good day a few drops land on my eye lids,,,, so far my cat like eye reflexes have saved me from the burn your talking about,,,
*nods sadly in knowing agreement* i think i need to wear a nose clip as well as goggles sometimes - having it fly up your nostril is pretty uncomfortable...
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| April 21, 2004, 07:13 |
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Bad aim when your jacking off, it would hlarious reading if you would post this as a new topic.!!
I've had to wash it out of curtain, wash it off walls!!
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| April 21, 2004, 11:14 |
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But now back to the topic of penis size..I've been thinking, and maybe it's not the size, or shape of the penis that matter at all, I think it's the 2 eyed, 2 legged appendage attached to the penis that determines quality.
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| April 25, 2004, 00:07 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 25, 2004, 02:07)But now back to the topic of penis size..I've been thinking, and maybe it's not the size, or shape of the penis that matter at all, I think it's the 2 eyed, 2 legged appendage attached to the penis that determines quality.
I think you might be onto something Chazzy. Just remember it takes two to tango
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| April 25, 2004, 15:11 |
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let's get puntin in on this one..... she is the size expert
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| April 26, 2004, 19:16 |
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QUOTE (JesseJames @ April 25, 2004, 17:11) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 25, 2004, 02:07)But now back to the topic of penis size..I've been thinking, and maybe it's not the size, or shape of the penis that matter at all, I think it's the 2 eyed, 2 legged appendage attached to the penis that determines quality.
I think you might be onto something Chazzy. Just remember it takes two to tango
Just saying I don't care how big a dick is if it's attached to a big dick . But you're no " big dick " you're a cocky, back-talkin, smart ass (NOT saying it like it's a bad thing either!! I happen to think that of kinda thing is appealing)
And do you really know how to Tango? Teach me !
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| April 27, 2004, 08:11 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 27, 2004, 10:11) QUOTE (JesseJames @ April 25, 2004, 17:11) QUOTE (Chazzy @ April 25, 2004, 02:07)But now back to the topic of penis size..I've been thinking, and maybe it's not the size, or shape of the penis that matter at all, I think it's the 2 eyed, 2 legged appendage attached to the penis that determines quality.
I think you might be onto something Chazzy. Just remember it takes two to tango
Just saying I don't care how big a dick is if it's attached to a big dick . But you're no " big dick " you're a cocky, back-talkin, smart ass (NOT saying it like it's a bad thing either!! I happen to think that of kinda thing is appealing)
And do you really know how to Tango? Teach me !
All that and I still got two left feet!
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| April 27, 2004, 08:37 |
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a couple girlfriends and I measured a bunch of guys in college. Got the idea from a penthouse letter, make all the guys get measured before they could fuck one of us. We came up with some statistics which I no longer have since it has been 8 years. I do remember that average length was only about 5-1/2 inches. Average thickness was about 1-1/4 inches.
If you are bigger than that, then be happy. If smaller, well perhaps re-incarnation will be kind to you!
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| April 27, 2004, 16:14 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ April 27, 2004, 18:14)a couple girlfriends and I measured a bunch of guys in college. Got the idea from a penthouse letter, make all the guys get measured before they could fuck one of us. We came up with some statistics which I no longer have since it has been 8 years. I do remember that average length was only about 5-1/2 inches. Average thickness was about 1-1/4 inches.
If you are bigger than that, then be happy. If smaller, well perhaps re-incarnation will be kind to you!
Kegels can be a (ahem)big help here
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| April 29, 2004, 20:44 |
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red-steve
51 / male
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Re: Re: Penis size
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 27, 2004, 18:14)a couple girlfriends and I measured a bunch of guys in college. Got the idea from a penthouse letter, make all the guys get measured before they could fuck one of us. We came up with some statistics which I no longer have since it has been 8 years. I do remember that average length was only about 5-1/2 inches. Average thickness was about 1-1/4 inches.
If you are bigger than that, then be happy. If smaller, well perhaps re-incarnation will be kind to you!
Then I am happy (only just though, lol!!) 
A guy can easily compensate for any lack of size simply by being a caring, considerate and imaginative lover - knowing what pleases your woman is the biggest 'tool' you with ever need.
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| April 30, 2004, 07:02 |
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QUOTE (red-steve @ April 30, 2004, 09:02) QUOTE (kbateman @ April 27, 2004, 18:14)a couple girlfriends and I measured a bunch of guys in college. Got the idea from a penthouse letter, make all the guys get measured before they could fuck one of us. We came up with some statistics which I no longer have since it has been 8 years. I do remember that average length was only about 5-1/2 inches. Average thickness was about 1-1/4 inches.
If you are bigger than that, then be happy. If smaller, well perhaps re-incarnation will be kind to you!
Then I am happy (only just though, lol!!)
A guy can easily compensate for any lack of size simply by being a caring, considerate and imaginative lover - knowing what pleases your woman is the biggest 'tool' you with ever need.
Well, you said a mouthfull!! {oh geez!was that a bad pun???) You are so right, and nothing works me every which way like his enthusiasm !!
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| April 30, 2004, 10:58 |
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red-steve
51 / male
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damn it Chazzy, you MAKE me enthusiastic!
in fact, I'm having caring, considerate, imaginitive and pretty great sex right now (if that 'solo' definition still stands )
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| April 30, 2004, 17:52 |
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well. what a coincidence !!
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| April 30, 2004, 17:59 |
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red-steve
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mmmmm... with comments like that, this is fast becoming an all-night session! and my partner is loving every minute
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| April 30, 2004, 18:14 |
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So, you're an "all nighter" kinda of guy?
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| April 30, 2004, 18:52 |
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red-steve
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on a good day I can last all night. but on a good night, I can last all day!!
there's nothing better than being in bed for 12 hours but getting absolutely no sleep whatsoever...
I finally finished about 2.30am, but my enthusiasm was begging for more. Care to join me in a sleep deprivation experiment??
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| May 1, 2004, 04:00 |
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Your little insominac is here!! Love those 12 hours or longer bed fests. Break long enough for a glass of water and a bologna sandwich, then start right back in , rolling about lustfully in the sheets full of breadcrumbs !!!
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| May 1, 2004, 04:18 |
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I can only last 3 hours of strait fucking cause one of two things happen 1. I get tired or 2. she gets tired (depending on whos on top) then i have to do somethin else. FYI Chazzy ive been wanting to contact you cause ill be down in St. Louis and maybe we could hook up  cause id love to fuck you good and lick your sweet hole
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| May 1, 2004, 11:00 |
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Oh and by the way im 7 in and about 2-2 1/2 in thick
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| May 1, 2004, 11:02 |
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red-steve
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Berkshire, England, UK
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 1, 2004, 06:18)Your little insominac is here!! Love those 12 hours or longer bed fests. Break long enough for a glass of water and a bologna sandwich, then start right back in , rolling about lustfully in the sheets full of breadcrumbs !!!
well well my little insomniac... another all-night session begins... I have the refreshments if you have the lust! or maybe we'll just break for Sunday lunch and go through until Monday?
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| May 1, 2004, 17:06 |
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QUOTE (red-steve @ May 1, 2004, 19:06) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 1, 2004, 06:18)Your little insominac is here!! Love those 12 hours or longer bed fests. Break long enough for a glass of water and a bologna sandwich, then start right back in , rolling about lustfully in the sheets full of breadcrumbs !!!
well well my little insomniac... another all-night session begins... I have the refreshments if you have the lust! or maybe we'll just break for Sunday lunch and go through until Monday?
refreshments, sunday lunch,,,,naw, just a glass of water and a bologna sandwich
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| May 1, 2004, 18:07 |
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red-steve
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I like your style Chazzy... I'll see the rest of you on Monday!! 
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| May 2, 2004, 10:28 |
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well, like the "cut of your jib" too! (whatever the fuck that eally means!)
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| May 2, 2004, 23:47 |
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red-steve
51 / male
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 3, 2004, 01:47)well, like the "cut of your jib" too! (whatever the fuck that eally means!)
absolutely no idea, Chazzy, but if my 'jib', and the way it has been cut, helps me get over to St Louis to spend ...oh, at least 15 lustful hours in your bed, then I like it too!! 
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| May 3, 2004, 02:00 |
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...not that there is anything wrong with an "uncut jib" mind you!!!
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| May 3, 2004, 03:45 |
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red-steve
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 3, 2004, 05:45)...not that there is anything wrong with an "uncut jib" mind you!!!
good good... my jib is actually uncut - but I hope I know what to do with it, all the same!
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| May 3, 2004, 17:01 |
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Oh, an intact, uncut jib! How refreshing, most
people just run around cutting their jub at the drop if a hat for anyone!!
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| May 3, 2004, 17:38 |
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QUOTE (red-steve @ May 3, 2004, 19:01) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 3, 2004, 05:45)...not that there is anything wrong with an "uncut jib" mind you!!!
good good... my jib is actually uncut - but I hope I know what to do with it, all the same!
and here I thought I was the last uncut jib in America!
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| May 3, 2004, 19:37 |
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just what the hell are you doing with a small triangular sail stuffed into your pants anyway. I thought you countryboys didn't need to stuff.
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| May 3, 2004, 19:53 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ May 3, 2004, 21:53)just what the hell are you doing with a small triangular sail stuffed into your pants anyway. I thought you countryboys didn't need to stuff.
according to your scientific research, I am right about average..... but if you girls get silicone a little piece of cloth can't hurt!
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| May 3, 2004, 20:00 |
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ok, deal i won't tell if you dont.
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