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A little flab...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose"
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "dangler."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."
 Jill
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| March 2, 2006, 21:51 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: A little flab...
 
  
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| March 3, 2006, 06:58 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: A little flab...
 
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| March 3, 2006, 11:51 |
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Re: A little flab...
can i keep the milkman?? 
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| March 3, 2006, 16:03 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: A little flab...
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ March 3, 2006, 16:03)can i keep the milkman??
looks to me like you have plenty of milk  
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| March 3, 2006, 16:13 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: A little flab...
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| March 3, 2006, 17:32 |
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