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The donkey
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 nykitten
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 54 / female
 Pawling, New York, US
The donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbours to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the
animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.

2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.

3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.

4. Give more.

5. Expect less

NOW --------

Enough of that crap . . .

The donkey later came back, and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass it always comes back to bite you.

 February 28, 2006, 09:59
 

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 February 28, 2006, 16:14
 

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Re: The donkey
I like that. good concept, great way of thinking, but life sometime prevents you from doing them things LOL
 February 28, 2006, 23:55
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 69 / male
 McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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 March 1, 2006, 01:04
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 54 / female
 Pawling, New York, US
Re: Re: The donkey
  QUOTE (crazy4milf @ February 28, 2006, 23:55)
I like that. good concept, great way of thinking, but life sometime prevents you from doing them things LOL



Yeah, thats where the phrase "life sucks" comes from!....
 March 1, 2006, 07:27
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 71 / male
 Vermillion, South Dakota, US
Re: The donkey
this is great in more ways than one....

 August 30, 2006, 20:27
 40something
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 57 / female
 In the Sun, Arizona, US
Re: The donkey
fantastic!!!
 August 31, 2006, 05:42

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