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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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tell me these aren't true, lol!
1.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
2.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. 
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
8.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
9.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. (maybe, if I can remember where I left it)
10.. NyQuil, the stuffy,sneezy,why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
11.. God must love stupid people; He made so many. (and they all have Fl Drivers licences!)
12.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
13.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
14.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
15.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! (AMEN!!!!)
16.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up. (exactly!)
17.. Procrastinate Now!
18.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
19.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
20.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
21.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
22.. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
23.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
24.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
25.. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
26.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
27.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile  because I don't know  what the hell is going on.
  
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| February 23, 2006, 22:10 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: tell me these aren't true, lol!
well, crud...didn't number 'em right!!!!
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| February 23, 2006, 22:10 |
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Re: tell me these aren't true, lol!
refer back to #1 
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| February 24, 2006, 07:52 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: tell me these aren't true, lol!
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| February 24, 2006, 10:27 |
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