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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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To be 6 again!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
"I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking
in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags
theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of
Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her
a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she
wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He
leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear,
what was it like being six again??"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
he is gonna get it wrong. 
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| January 31, 2006, 15:51 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: To be 6 again!
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| January 31, 2006, 16:24 |
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Re: To be 6 again!
Yep, that is usually true!
 Jill
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| January 31, 2006, 16:59 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: To be 6 again!
What did you say, again?
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| February 1, 2006, 05:44 |
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Re: To be 6 again!
true but not always with every guy.
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| February 1, 2006, 05:51 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: To be 6 again!
It's technically called Selective hearing......And unfortunately we are all capable!.....
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| February 1, 2006, 07:48 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: To be 6 again!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ February 1, 2006, 05:44)What did you say, again?
  
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| February 1, 2006, 07:48 |
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Re: To be 6 again!
quiet! the game's on!!! 
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| February 1, 2006, 08:03 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: To be 6 again!
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| February 1, 2006, 08:37 |
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Re: To be 6 again!
And the reason it took soooo long to tell him? Any woman I've been around would have slapped the living hell out of me when I gave her the Lucky Charms. You especially.....
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| February 1, 2006, 11:17 |
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Re: Re: To be 6 again!
QUOTE (nykitten @ February 1, 2006, 07:48)It's technically called Selective hearing......And unfortunately we are all capable!.....
Well when you have kids, you get pretty good at the selective hearing! I know I am a pro at it!
Jill
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| February 1, 2006, 11:53 |
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AGood1
59 / male
Honolulu, Hawaii, US
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Re: To be 6 again!
ohhh ohhh wait, wait I got it!
ummm what was the question? 
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| February 3, 2006, 04:22 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: To be 6 again!
QUOTE (AGood1 @ February 3, 2006, 04:22)ohhh ohhh wait, wait I got it!
ummm what was the question?
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| February 3, 2006, 05:42 |
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