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The Genie...
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American engineer -- are walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada." Pooooof!With a blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can EVER come into our precious state."Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..
The American engineer asks, "I am very curious . Please tell me more about this wall".
The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds these countries........ it's virtually impenetrable. Now what is your wish?"
The American engineer smiles and says, "Fill it with water." Pooooof!
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| January 24, 2006, 19:55 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: The Genie...
I heard this one before , it'd Great 
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| January 24, 2006, 20:01 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: The Genie...
  
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| January 24, 2006, 20:04 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: The Genie...
haha....
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| January 24, 2006, 20:37 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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| January 25, 2006, 05:12 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: The Genie...
Good one !
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| January 25, 2006, 06:07 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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| January 25, 2006, 23:03 |
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sxybicpl2006
44 / couple
Rock Hill, South Carolina, US
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| January 26, 2006, 11:49 |
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Re: The Genie...
love it!
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| January 28, 2006, 22:32 |
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