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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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THE PRAYER....
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsom,smart and strong:
One who loves to listen long:
One who speaks before he speaks:
One who'll call,not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed;
When I spend his cash,won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my char and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh!send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to ansewer To "how big's my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my best friend.
Amen
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This does't rhyme and i don't give a shit.
Amen
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| January 23, 2006, 20:13 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: THE PRAYER....
  
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| January 23, 2006, 20:35 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: THE PRAYER....
very goof LC!... 
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| January 24, 2006, 02:30 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: THE PRAYER....
AAAAHHHHH! yeah!... thats great.
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| January 24, 2006, 07:05 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: THE PRAYER....
That was a good one LC!
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| January 24, 2006, 19:46 |
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