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I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Everyone take a moment to post something and I will tear you apart for your poor grammar and spelling. I will also point my finger and laugh at you.
Thank you for your attention.
You may begin:
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| January 22, 2006, 15:43 |
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Well, that isn't very nice, but I would do it too. 
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| January 22, 2006, 15:51 |
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Re: Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
QUOTE (Rhapsody @ January 22, 2006, 15:51)Well, that isn't very nice, but I would do it too.
*points and laughs*
Other than the use of the contraction 'isn't' where 'is not' is more proper, your grammar is acceptable.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:00 |
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 15:43)Everyone take a moment to post something and I will tear you apart for your poor grammar and spelling. I will also point my finger and laugh at you.
Thank you for your attention.
You may begin:
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| January 22, 2006, 16:03 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
wat? me grammer is't no x-eptible? 
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| January 22, 2006, 16:07 |
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Re: Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:03)
I am not risking a post in this thread.
Your cowardice is noted.
*points and laughs*
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| January 22, 2006, 16:08 |
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Re: Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 16:07)wat? me grammer is't no x-eptible?
*points and laughs*
You have failed. The question, "What?" is acceptable. The remainder of this effort is infantile and reprehensible; shame on you darkman666.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:12 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 16:08) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:03)
I am not risking a post in this thread.
Your cowardice is noted.
*points and laughs*
Do I get points for knowing better?
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| January 22, 2006, 16:14 |
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:14)Do I get points for knowing better ?
*points and laughs*
No, the only reward for cowardice is scorn. You should not have inserted a space between the final word of your interrogative sentence and the question mark.
*scorns*
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| January 22, 2006, 16:17 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 16:17) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:14)Do I get points for knowing better ?
*points and laughs*
No, the only reward for cowardice is scorn. You should not have inserted a space between the final word of your interrogative sentence and the question mark.
*scorns*
Say that now.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:19 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
I humbly prostrate myself on the floor. As I do so I beg that you, in your great mercy, will forgive my transgressions...My apologies, Dear Lady.............'bout dat?
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| January 22, 2006, 16:21 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:19)
Say that now.
I see you have edited your post.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:24 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 16:21)I humbly prostrate myself on the floor. As I do so I beg that you, in your great mercy, will forgive my transgressions...My apologies, Dear Lady.............'bout dat?
It is unnecessary to state that one prostrates oneself on the floor; it is slightly redundant, although not entirely improper.
The second sentence, once again, is an abomination.
Were you not attractive, I would now have no option but to spank you.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:28 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Damn your good! I'll bet its no surprise I went to public school? I mean, for a little while...
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| January 22, 2006, 16:32 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 16:32)Damn your good! I'll bet its no surprise I went to public school? I mean, for a little while...
Your should be you're, in this situation, the possessive pronoun 'your' is improper. Were you speaking in slang, it could possibly be proper, "Hey baby, show me your good!" Meaning, flash some skin.
You should also have a comma after the word damn.
I will allow, "I'll bet....," to slide this time, although the future tense is improper because you went to public school in the past, the possibility of a bet allows for this usage.
The word its, should be it's which is always the contraction for it is. Its is a possessive pronoun.
You should do something cute and witty now to redeem yourself.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:41 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
 I think I may just be...Learning something?  ahhh....screw it! 
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| January 22, 2006, 16:45 |
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nykitten
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Pawling, New York, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
I'm not sure I would like to try this one.
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| January 22, 2006, 16:47 |
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 16:24) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:19)
Say that now.
I see you have edited your post.
But that would be cheating...
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| January 22, 2006, 16:50 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
c'mon, NY...no balls? 
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| January 22, 2006, 16:51 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Besides, the longer this goes on, the more I compensate for my inadequate education. I'm trying to learn, here, thank you!
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| January 22, 2006, 16:53 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 16:51)c'mon, NY...no balls?
Did you see any?......
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| January 22, 2006, 17:04 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 22, 2006, 16:47)I'm not sure I would like to try this one.
You have no grammar errors in your sentence. I prefer minimizing the use of contractions, but they are not improper.
I shall still: *point and laugh*.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:04 |
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
lol. Feeling sassy tonight?
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| January 22, 2006, 17:05 |
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pepper
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daytona, Florida, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
She must be feeling somewhat better anyway....else she would not point and laugh!
  
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| January 22, 2006, 17:08 |
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*points and drools*
QUOTE (pepper @ January 22, 2006, 17:08)She must be feeling somewhat better anyway....else she would not point and laugh!
Indeed, although your effort contains several items normally worthy of my scorn, I will of course, give you a free ride.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:11 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 22, 2006, 17:05)lol. Feeling sassy tonight?
I am not even going to begin discussing the value of the slang lol; go to the back of the class.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:13 |
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 17:13) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 22, 2006, 17:05)lol. Feeling sassy tonight?
I am not even going to begin discussing the value of the slang lol; go to the back of the class.
I knew that was one of your favorites. I was hoping for detention though.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:14 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 22, 2006, 17:14)I knew that was one of your favorites. I was hoping for detention though.
This sentence would be more correctly written as follows:
I knew that was one of your favourites, though I was hoping for detention.
In my example, the word though is properly placed and both verbs are past tense.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:18 |
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QUOTE (nykitten @ January 22, 2006, 17:04) QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 16:51)c'mon, NY...no balls?
Did you see any?......
No, I do not believe that I saw any.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:31 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
How now? Brown cow. 
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| January 22, 2006, 17:42 |
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Re: Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 17:42)How now? Brown cow.
Little do you know...  Remember when Jack and you went for the free beer??? You were gone longer than you should have been...
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| January 22, 2006, 17:47 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 22, 2006, 17:42)How now? Brown cow.
I can only assume this is the "witty and clever" post with which you hope to redeem yourself.
Very well, if you do not take your grammar seriously, I shall add you to my Gay Oral Sex Story.
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| January 22, 2006, 17:47 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
uh I was awways tinkin I were a edumacated one , but mabe you larned more dan me Hi KB   
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| January 22, 2006, 17:48 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
See...I told you I'd get in the gay oral sex story!
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| January 22, 2006, 17:50 |
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bevereder
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willowick, Ohio, US
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Hey Kate,if your going to "grammar bitch" can you dress like a school teacher and spank me with a ruler????
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| January 22, 2006, 20:09 |
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 17:18) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 22, 2006, 17:14)I knew that was one of your favorites. I was hoping for detention though.
This sentence would be more correctly written as follows:
I knew that was one of your favourites, though I was hoping for detention.
In my example, the word though is properly placed and both verbs are past tense.
Hey...Grammer B. ....you misspelled favorites !!!
*points and laughs*
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| January 22, 2006, 20:25 |
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pepper
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| January 23, 2006, 03:25 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 22, 2006, 17:48)uh I was awways tinkin I were a edumacated one , but mabe you larned more dan me. Hi KB
You failed to use proper capitalisation in your semi-literate sentence. The misspellings, I shall permit as they were intentional, and indicative of your lower Virginia dialect.
Hi Hardrock.
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| January 23, 2006, 05:44 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (bevereder @ January 22, 2006, 20:09) Hey Kate,if your going to "grammar bitch" can you dress like a school teacher and spank me with a ruler????
Please do not use tripled punctuation when ending an interrogative sentence. The quotation of an undisputed term is unnecessary and the use of "your" for "you're" is an abomination. You should have inserted a comma after the word bitch.
*points and laughs*
Hello Beverender, I have missed you.
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| January 23, 2006, 05:49 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 20:25)Hey...Grammer B. ....you misspelled favorites. *points and laughs*
Again, you are wrong. Please check the dictionary for variant spellings, look for English/U.K. spellings for this word. The spelling favourite, creates a softer sound and is preferred by many authorities.
*points and laughs*
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| January 23, 2006, 05:53 |
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nykitten
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 23, 2006, 05:53) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 20:25)Hey...Grammer B. ....you misspelled favorites. *points and laughs*
Again, you are wrong. Please check the dictionary for variant spellings, look for English/U.K. spellings for this word. The spelling favourite, creates a softer sound and is preferred by many authorities.
*points and laughs*
Now your making this very hard! We need two dictionaries? I am going to quit while I am ahead! 
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| January 23, 2006, 06:07 |
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*Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 23, 2006, 06:07)Now your making this very hard! We need two dictionaries? I am going to quit while I am ahead!
Your - You're.
'nuff said.
*points and laughs*
Good morning nykitten.
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| January 23, 2006, 06:09 |
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nykitten
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 23, 2006, 06:09) QUOTE (nykitten @ January 23, 2006, 06:07)Now your making this very hard! We need two dictionaries? I am going to quit while I am ahead!
Your - You're.
'nuff said.]
*points and laughs*
Good morning nykitten.
Darn it! I knew that! Good morning KB. Glad to see you around!
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| January 23, 2006, 06:11 |
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Re: *Points and Laughs*
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 23, 2006, 05:53) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 20:25)Hey...Grammer B. ....you misspelled favorites. *points and laughs*
Again, you are wrong. Please check the dictionary for variant spellings, look for English/U.K. spellings for this word. The spelling favourite, creates a softer sound and is preferred by many authorities.
*points and laughs*
Well this is not the U.K., so we only use American words here...
*Points and Laughs*
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| January 23, 2006, 08:48 |
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QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 23, 2006, 08:48)Well this is not the U.K., so we only use American words here.
With the exception of the punctuation at the end of your uncontinued post, this is perhaps the single most correct post you have made in this thread or any other.
*golf clap*
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| January 23, 2006, 09:23 |
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I am very glad to see that you are feeling well and it is wonderful to see you're beautiful face gracing the forums again. I hope that you will be around for a while.
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| January 23, 2006, 14:50 |
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*points and drools, then giggles*
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ January 23, 2006, 14:50)I am very glad to see that you are feeling well and it is wonderful to see you're beautiful face gracing the forums again. I hope that you will be around for a while.
You have used the contraction "you're" in place of the possessive pronoun "your".
*smiles*
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| January 23, 2006, 15:29 |
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Re: I have not Grammar Bitched in too long!
Damn it....I knew that too. I missed that on a paper for english.
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| January 23, 2006, 15:30 |
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QUOTE (curiousgirl @ January 23, 2006, 15:30)Damn it....I knew that too. I missed that on a paper for english.
The good news is that you did not split infinitives nor did you mispunctuate. Overall you score higher than most, of course, I tend to start all women with a 75% higher score than I do men.
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| January 23, 2006, 15:32 |
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QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 17:18) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 22, 2006, 17:14)I knew that was one of your favorites. I was hoping for detention though.
This sentence would be more correctly written as follows:
I knew that was one of your favourites, though I was hoping for detention.
In my example, the word though is properly placed and both verbs are past tense.
LOL...I knew I liked you kb...oh those dangling participles, those sentences ending in prepositions and the oft misuse of contractions! LOL
(wipes tears of laughter away from my eyes)
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