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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Italian Boy At Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone.
You cannot attend church services for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads...
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| January 20, 2006, 07:26 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Italian Boy At Confession
 
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| January 20, 2006, 08:24 |
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littlecock
61 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Italian Boy At Confession
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| January 20, 2006, 11:07 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Italian Boy At Confession
das a good wun! 
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| January 20, 2006, 12:39 |
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Re: Italian Boy At Confession
good one
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| January 20, 2006, 12:50 |
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