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prometheus
42 / male
arlington, Virginia, US
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Smelly Box?
If your going down on a women and her pussy smells bad, how do you tell her nicely?
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| April 2, 2004, 10:43 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
It is very bad form to quit eating a pussy in the middle of the job. You should just finish the meal, then go to the bathroom and gargle with some listerine, throw up if necessary and then go back and kiss her.
(truth is that you should just tell her that something smells a bit off, it could be bad washing, or it might be a medical problem)
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| April 2, 2004, 15:31 |
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Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (kbateman @ April 2, 2004, 17:31)It is very bad form to quit eating a pussy in the middle of the job. You should just finish the meal, then go to the bathroom and gargle with some listerine, throw up if necessary and then go back and kiss her.
(truth is that you should just tell her that something smells a bit off, it could be bad washing, or it might be a medical problem)
Can't argue with any of that, good advice to follow ! Allot of times, our diets, and what we ate recently can affect the taste, I know allot of seafood can make men's semen taste horrible, hopefully diet is the case with your friend.
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| April 4, 2004, 23:48 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
get a pin for your nose and dive back in and do it for her 
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| April 6, 2004, 03:04 |
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bignasty
53 / male
Elko, Nevada, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
ok ok just a joke ok this is how you do it as you go down on her kissing you smell thats some thing is not right just by pass the hot box but do kiss and nibble the top of the thigh next to the pubic area and continue down to her feet but do this on the sly 
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| April 6, 2004, 03:12 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
I always insist on both of us bathing or showering before engaging in any sexual activity. A clean pussy and cock makes all the difference.
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| October 11, 2006, 11:53 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
there have been times with rhyun and me when he wants to (like right after i have worked out!!) and i tell him "oh nooooooooo!!" but he says "oh yesssssssss" then i say "oh NOOOOOOOOOO!!" and he has actually said "how about later?"
there were NO hard feelings, because i KNEW i was stinky from working out, he just didn't realize that i was.
but after the shower.. well THAT is for another topic all together.. lol 
-leeuh
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| October 11, 2006, 12:50 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
I was with a woman several years ago and she wanted me to do her orally but she smelled like she had just taken a shit and I was just able to lick her clit a few times and I had to stop because the smell was so bad. I could have sworn that she had not bathed or showered for at least 2 days. She was really pissed off because I stopped and she would not wash herself. She then settled for straight intercourse and was she ever a lousy lover. I used a condom just to be safe. I never saw her again.
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| October 11, 2006, 13:18 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
I knew this gal once, that no matter how many showers she took, she still stunk, so bad that I would rather eat a skunk. But MA and I always clean up or shower first. It's out of respect that we want to be the best for each other. Some time we will shower together and start things rolling there.. 
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| October 11, 2006, 13:52 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 13:18)I was with a woman several years ago and she wanted me to do her orally but she smelled like she had just taken a shit and I was just able to lick her clit a few times and I had to stop because the smell was so bad. I could have sworn that she had not bathed or showered for at least 2 days. She was really pissed off because I stopped and she would not wash herself. She then settled for straight intercourse and was she ever a lousy lover. I used a condom just to be safe. I never saw her again.
 aaakkkk! (gargle, rinse, spit, repeat, repeat, repeat...)
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| October 11, 2006, 13:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (tungslav @ October 11, 2006, 13:54) QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 13:18)I was with a woman several years ago and she wanted me to do her orally but she smelled like she had just taken a shit and I was just able to lick her clit a few times and I had to stop because the smell was so bad. I could have sworn that she had not bathed or showered for at least 2 days. She was really pissed off because I stopped and she would not wash herself. She then settled for straight intercourse and was she ever a lousy lover. I used a condom just to be safe. I never saw her again.
aaakkkk! (gargle, rinse, spit, repeat, repeat, repeat...)
I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash several times after she left.
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| October 11, 2006, 14:02 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 14:02) QUOTE (tungslav @ October 11, 2006, 13:54) QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 13:18)I was with a woman several years ago and she wanted me to do her orally but she smelled like she had just taken a shit and I was just able to lick her clit a few times and I had to stop because the smell was so bad. I could have sworn that she had not bathed or showered for at least 2 days. She was really pissed off because I stopped and she would not wash herself. She then settled for straight intercourse and was she ever a lousy lover. I used a condom just to be safe. I never saw her again.
aaakkkk! (gargle, rinse, spit, repeat, repeat, repeat...)
I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash several times after she left.
 I don't blame you! A lot of us on here must have at least once regreted jumping in with both feet so to speak before testing the waters. I learned since then to warm "things" up a bit with my fingers and then surreptitiously see if they pass the nose test. 
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| October 11, 2006, 14:52 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (tungslav @ October 11, 2006, 14:52) QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 14:02) QUOTE (tungslav @ October 11, 2006, 13:54) QUOTE (nineforu @ October 11, 2006, 13:18)I was with a woman several years ago and she wanted me to do her orally but she smelled like she had just taken a shit and I was just able to lick her clit a few times and I had to stop because the smell was so bad. I could have sworn that she had not bathed or showered for at least 2 days. She was really pissed off because I stopped and she would not wash herself. She then settled for straight intercourse and was she ever a lousy lover. I used a condom just to be safe. I never saw her again.
aaakkkk! (gargle, rinse, spit, repeat, repeat, repeat...)
I brushed my teeth and used mouthwash several times after she left.
I don't blame you! A lot of us on here must have at least once regreted jumping in with both feet so to speak before testing the waters. I learned since then to warm "things" up a bit with my fingers and then surreptitiously see if they pass the nose test.
LOL
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| October 11, 2006, 14:53 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
I'm not sure what is the political correct answer here., I dunno if I'm diplomatic enough to answer this one, I suppose placing a wreath on her crotch that read "R.I.P." would be a little to harsh huh??  
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| October 11, 2006, 18:30 |
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Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 11, 2006, 18:30)
at least she would get the message loud and clear
rotflmao!!!
leeuh
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| October 11, 2006, 18:33 |
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Tungmeister
69 / male
Miller Beach, Indiana, US
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Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 11, 2006, 18:30)
if that doesn't get the point across, better get a shovel.
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| October 11, 2006, 18:38 |
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lizonya
64 / couple
lake elsinore, California, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
i cannot believe how discustingly gross this topic is. if i were ever in a stinky position i would just say: "phewey girl...someone needs a shower!"
don't ever subject yourself to something uncomfortable as that! yucko! that would totally kill the mood, yeah?
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| October 11, 2006, 18:40 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Smelly Box?
Clearly there is something we both agree on lizzy. Wouldn't- couldn't do it. Just not sure how blunt I would be.
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| October 11, 2006, 18:42 |
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Re: Re: Smelly Box?
QUOTE (NRG4U @ October 11, 2006, 18:42)Clearly there is something we both agree on lizzy. Wouldn't- couldn't do it. Just not sure how blunt I would be.
maybe this is where allergies and nasal conjestion comes in handy,,,,
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| October 11, 2006, 22:44 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
I now make double sure that my partner bathes or showers before we have sex and if she refuses than I refuse to be intimate. I always bathe before engaging in the sexual act.
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| October 12, 2006, 12:18 |
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Re: Smelly Box?
I wash my mouth too with mouth wash or use a Listerine strip.
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| October 12, 2006, 12:19 |
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