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is it embarssing or isnt it?!
you guys are all going to be shittin your pants after you read this.... as this is far by the most embarrsing thing/fucking funniest thing that's ever happened to me not very long ago. After it happened.. the first thought that came to mind after,"ouch"... was i thought to myself now this is something everyone on here would fuckin love to hear.. especially with a girl like me.  (Keep in mind on how I'm clumbsy here and there). This may be a little xxx-rated so those of you that cannot handle such a thought, please leave now.
(So as i posted in another forum saying i was going to get some this weekend as some of you guys are just going to have to use your hands rather than me.. (ha!).. well if you didnt get the message i posted after that.. plans wouldnt work out.. so to the story now and this is the same guy--that i was suppose to go and see).
The guy, and I decided to do a little fun on cam. Everything's going well... hes stroking along, i'm sittin on my chair with my feet on my computer desk so he can have a clear view, right? ok.. so and while he can see clearly.. im working away getting wetter by the minute. Like I said, everythings going well.. and he wanted us to cum together, and I thought okay, i can handle that. Well... I am just about ready to cum and I don't remember now (I got blacked out?! ha! no, jk) if i was trying to lean over a bit to  something... and right as i was getting ready to let it all loose, my chair slips out from under me..(yes my chair was on wheels).
So there I was on the floor and my chair's tipped over behind me and I just shake my head and tried not to laugh, but how could i resist.. but never have I masturbated and fell off of my chair and got a scratch/burn on my left foot and a sore ass.
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| January 18, 2006, 23:21 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
 you can laugh now...
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| January 18, 2006, 23:22 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
I'd laugh...but the same kinda thing has happened to me too...
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| January 18, 2006, 23:28 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
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| January 19, 2006, 01:34 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
LMAO 
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| January 19, 2006, 01:38 |
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kw57
66 / male
grand junction, Iowa, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
can i intreest you in a seatbelt for your puter chair hehe worked for me lol 
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| January 19, 2006, 04:32 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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| January 19, 2006, 04:36 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
for some reason, I just knew you were going to say that!....
Now that's what I call getting the MOST you can out of the experience!...... 
I have only dropped the toy!..  ..not myself!. ..YET!
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| January 19, 2006, 05:47 |
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xhibiton
52 / male
Louisville, Kentucky, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
I've never fallen out of my chair, though I've come close. I fall victim to freezeups far more often.
He didn't ask for an encore, though, right?
(Sorry, I had to. )
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| January 19, 2006, 06:17 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Wow, how can you even look yourself in the mirror after that? If I were you, I'd move to Cleveland and shack up with Deye. Just being seen in his company would hide your shame and imbareASSment.
P.S. Glade you didn't land on anything sharp and pointy. That would be a hard thing to explain to the ER doctors
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| January 19, 2006, 07:04 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (DEye @ January 19, 2006, 07:04)Wow, how can you even look yourself in the mirror after that? If I were you, I'd move to Cleveland and shack up with Deye. Just being seen in his company would hide your shame and imbareASSment.
P.S. Glade you didn't land on anything sharp and pointy. That would be a hard thing to explain to the ER doctors
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| January 19, 2006, 07:09 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
mount a dildo to your chair it will hold you firmly in place 
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| January 19, 2006, 07:24 |
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sxybicpl2006
44 / couple
Rock Hill, South Carolina, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
That is funny stuff.
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| January 19, 2006, 08:10 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Thats just too funny. Finally glad to see someone else with embarassing stories other than myself. It could have been worse though. You could have hit your head. Then you would have had a headache too.
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| January 19, 2006, 12:32 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Hi CG   you should tell about the cat incident 
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| January 19, 2006, 12:37 |
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Handyman96
54 / male
Boca, California, US
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 19, 2006, 12:37)
oh please say the cat didn't swat the step kids
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| January 19, 2006, 13:55 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
that was hot, too, though...by the way
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| January 19, 2006, 18:36 |
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 19, 2006, 18:36)
I'd knew you think that.
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| January 19, 2006, 18:37 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
yep, read my mind and call me bitch...I'm yours!!! 
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| January 19, 2006, 18:40 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
well i cant read people's mind... but can i just resume with calling you all bitches anyways??
LOL
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| January 19, 2006, 18:49 |
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 19, 2006, 12:37)Hi CG you should tell about the cat incident
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| January 20, 2006, 01:28 |
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Re: Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 20, 2006, 01:28)
What's all this about CG kitty? Now that's a topic we need to explore
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| January 20, 2006, 04:06 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
????c'mon...inform...
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| January 20, 2006, 11:44 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
you mighta gotten yourself in trouble HR.
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| January 20, 2006, 13:50 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 20, 2006, 13:50)you mighta gotten yourself in trouble HR.
all she can do is say  BEND OVER BITCH or better yet , come here and make me bend over
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| January 20, 2006, 16:27 |
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Re: Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 20, 2006, 16:27)
Just watch her claws
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| January 20, 2006, 16:32 |
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 19, 2006, 12:37)
HR!!!!!!! You naughty boy .(I was thinking about that the whole time I was reading BC's post ) *back to scowling* nobody's suppose to know about that except a couple of people. Now you know whats gonna happen?
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| January 23, 2006, 15:12 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
no BEND OVER BITCH ? well I tried
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| January 23, 2006, 15:17 |
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bear
63 / male
OHIO, Ohio, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
OMG LMAO
You might want to get a strap on and fix it to the chair the next time and block the wheels just in case
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| January 23, 2006, 21:42 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
how about just not doing it anymore?!
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| January 24, 2006, 00:03 |
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 24, 2006, 00:03)how about just not doing it anymore?!
not an option.
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| January 24, 2006, 01:36 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 24, 2006, 00:03)how about just not doing it anymore?!
now that would take all the fun out of it!
Don't ya think?
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| January 24, 2006, 04:20 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
so what are my options now?? cant work the chair again as that one is 'so last year'...
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| January 24, 2006, 14:42 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Maybe a beanbag would be safer?
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| January 24, 2006, 14:49 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
I say one of those sex swings that hang from the ceiling!...... 
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| January 24, 2006, 14:50 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 24, 2006, 14:50)I say one of those sex swings that hang from the ceiling!......
I have one , anyone want to try it out ?
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| January 24, 2006, 14:54 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 24, 2006, 14:54)
I do! I do! I do!
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| January 24, 2006, 14:54 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
I'm ready, I'm ready
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| January 24, 2006, 14:58 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
bean bag i could probably handle... those swingie thingie from the ceiling... i dont think that'd be a good combination with me.. who knows, i might even be dumb enough to put it right by the ceiling fan.. and who knows how that could end up?! So.. NYK.. the swing is all yours!!
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| January 24, 2006, 15:01 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
It's mounted to the 2x12 joists above, with a big chain , it's very secure, I know , it's been tested  Oh it has a large spring, so it bounces
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| January 24, 2006, 15:09 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Sounds good, I'll take two!
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| January 24, 2006, 15:11 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
and i'll take none
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| January 24, 2006, 16:57 |
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
I've been dying to try one of those. They look like so much fun. I didn't know they bounced. I'd prob be giggling the whole time I was bouncing though.
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| January 24, 2006, 18:49 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
Isn't it hard to giggle while you're screaming my name ? 
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| January 24, 2006, 18:54 |
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Re: Re: is it embarssing or isnt it?!
QUOTE (curiousgirl @ January 24, 2006, 18:49)I've been dying to try one of those. They look like so much fun. I didn't know they bounced. I'd prob be giggling the whole time I was bouncing though.
I probably would be doing the same thing!! Laughin so hard I wouldn't even know I was cumming (well.... if the guy was able to get me to do it)...
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| January 24, 2006, 21:56 |
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