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 Handyman96
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 Boca, California, US
Ok ladies you might like this
What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles ?
Re-load and keep on shooting

Why are all men immune from mad cow disease ?
Because it only attacks the brain

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, thoughtful man ?
A rumor, a fairy-tale or a myth

What was the first man on the moon ?
A good start

What's the proper reply to: "I lost everything in the Market today."
The woman should say, "I'm gonna miss ya"

What takes longer to make, a snowman or a snowwoman ?
A snowman, because you have to hollow out the head first

Why do most men have a beer belly ?
So that his best friend has a roof over his head

What is the difference between a Yeti and an intelligent man ?
Several people have claimed to actually have seen a Yeti

What's the fastest way to a man's heart ?
Through his chest with a sharp knife

How can you tell if a man is satisified and happy ?
Who cares ?

Why is it so hard to find men who are sensitive and caring ?
Because those men already have boyfriends

When would a woman want a man's company ?
Whenever he owns it

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom ?
About three, if you spread them very thinly

What are a woman's two favorite pets ?
A Jaguar in the garage & a tiger in the bedroom

What is a woman's least favorite animal ?
A wolf who acts like an ass

How do you get a man to do sit-ups ?
Put the remote control between his toes

How do most single women stay slim ?
They come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed

How do most married women gain weight ?
They come home, see what's in the bed and go to the fridge
 January 15, 2006, 16:52
 

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Re: Ok ladies you might like this


You're gonna have to from the guys! But I am sure that you just racked up some points with the ladies!!!!

Jill
 January 15, 2006, 16:58
 

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Re: Ok ladies you might like this
i love the mad cow
 January 16, 2006, 16:10
 

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Re: Re: Ok ladies you might like this
  QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 15, 2006, 16:58)


You're gonna have to from the guys! But I am sure that you just racked up some points with the ladies!!!!

Jill



Huh??? Don't get it....
 January 16, 2006, 16:14
 

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Re: Re: Re: Ok ladies you might like this
  QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 16, 2006, 16:14)
  QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 15, 2006, 16:58)


You're gonna have to from the guys! But I am sure that you just racked up some points with the ladies!!!! thats why

Jill



Huh??? Don't get it....

 January 16, 2006, 18:46
 Handyman96
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 54 / male
 Boca, California, US
Re: Ok ladies you might like this
Things not to say to a man with a small penis

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me .
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother
 January 16, 2006, 20:24
 

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Re: Re: Ok ladies you might like this
  QUOTE (Handyman96 @ January 16, 2006, 20:24)
Things not to say to a man with a small penis

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Stop fingering me and fuck me .
4. I'm sorry.
5. Who circumcised you?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you?
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right, a treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up.
38. How interesting.
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks your dick.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a dildo around here somewhere.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. If you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in my mouth at once.
65. Deep throat??? I doubt it'll reach my tongue!!!
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get this pencil out of me now?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back.
71. Nevermind, why bother



damn i have said to my x 2,3,4,6,13,15,17,20,23,25,,33,35,36,38,40,41,43,44,47,49,52, 53,56,60,64.....
 January 16, 2006, 23:36
 

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Re: Ok ladies you might like this
PS Handyman can you move that towel please
 January 16, 2006, 23:38
 Handyman96
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 54 / male
 Boca, California, US
Re: Re: Ok ladies you might like this
  QUOTE (naughtybutterfly @ January 16, 2006, 23:38)
PS Handyman can you move that towel please


not just yet i dont think the site is ready that right now
 January 17, 2006, 14:28

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