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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Magic sex pills!
A woman complained to her doctor that her husband never wanted sex anymore. He gave her a bottle of pills, telling her to put them in the husband's drink and her husband would be recharged.
The woman was filled with doubt, but she put one pill in his coffee that evening. That night they made out. The next morning, she put two in his coffee, and that night the sex was ecstatic. The next day, she said, "What the hell!" and dumped the entire bottle in the husband's coffee.
Sometime later, the doctor called to check on his patent's progress. The woman's son answered the phone. When the doctor asked how everyone was doing, the boy replied,
"Mom's dead, Sis left home, the maid's pregnant, my ass hurts, and Dad is buck naked on the front lawn yelling, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'"
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| January 9, 2006, 06:58 |
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littlecock
60 / male
southwest, Colorado, US
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Re: Magic sex pills!
I don't need any of them pills i'm already like that......here kitty kitty 
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| January 9, 2006, 07:04 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Magic sex pills!
QUOTE (littlecock @ January 9, 2006, 07:04)I don't need any of them pills i'm already like that......here kitty kitty
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| January 9, 2006, 07:06 |
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| January 9, 2006, 07:20 |
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