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You will like this one nyk
John woke up one morning aroused; so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.His wife, Heather had already awakened though,and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and asked him to take this note to his "beautiful Mommy."
The note read:
The Tent Pole is Up,
The Canvas is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.
Heather,grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take this toDaddy.
Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.
John read the note and quicklyscribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen"
His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to take this to "the poor dude upstairs."
Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best InThe Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now
Do It By Hand
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| January 7, 2006, 09:35 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: You will like this one nyk
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| January 7, 2006, 09:39 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: You will like this one nyk
Three lady friends always meet for lunch on Thursdays. One Thursday Anne says, "there's a thing, when I go down on my John his balls are always cold". "Funny you should say that", says Mary. "my Franks balls are always cold too". "EEAUUWWWWWWGHHHHHH" says Rose, "that's disgusting. How can you both do that"? So her friends tell Rose that the blow job is
the best way to keep her man from straying.
The following Thursday Anne and Mary are in the restaurant waiting for their friend to arrive. In walks Rose with a huge black eye. "What happened you"? ask her two friends. "Mike hit me". came the reply. Why? ask the girls. "I don't know", says Rose "I was giving him the blow job like you told me to and all I said was your balls aren't cold like Frank and Johns".
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| January 7, 2006, 09:42 |
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| January 7, 2006, 10:53 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: You will like this one nyk
is cold ball syndrome , a sign of something bad ? lol   
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| January 7, 2006, 10:55 |
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Re: Re: You will like this one nyk
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 7, 2006, 10:55) |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: You will like this one nyk
ha ha ha , ok I'll have to watch out for that
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| January 7, 2006, 13:12 |
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Re: Re: You will like this one nyk
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 09:39)
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