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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Why men are happier people!
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.00
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Every thing on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
you only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier..... 
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| January 7, 2006, 07:31 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Why men are happier people!
   
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| January 7, 2006, 07:37 |
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Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 07:31)Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.00
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Every thing on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
you only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache..
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.....
Ah yes life is firggin' great! But you forgot the best one - we can piss standing up 
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| January 7, 2006, 07:52 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Why men are happier people!
I could too if I had to!.....
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| January 7, 2006, 07:54 |
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Re: Why men are happier people!
I love being me. 
think I'll lounge around in my underwear a bit longer than normal this morning.
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| January 7, 2006, 08:21 |
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Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 07:54)I could too if I had to!.....
prove it. 
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| January 7, 2006, 08:22 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 7, 2006, 08:22) QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 07:54)I could too if I had to!.....
prove it.
Shall I take a picture?....OR maybe video?.. 
You decide!...
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| January 7, 2006, 08:24 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 08:24) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ January 7, 2006, 08:22) QUOTE (nykitten @ January 7, 2006, 07:54)I could too if I had to!.....
prove it.
Shall I take a picture?....OR maybe video?..
You decide!...
Your good 
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| January 7, 2006, 08:35 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why men are happier people!
ummmm, Righty Tighty...Lefty loosy...And what is this Christmas Shopping thing? Underwear?...
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| January 7, 2006, 08:36 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 7, 2006, 08:36)ummmm, Righty Tighty...Lefty loosy...And what is this Christmas Shopping thing? Underwear?...
smurf underwear costs more lol
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| January 7, 2006, 08:41 |
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Re: Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 7, 2006, 08:41)
That's why I only ware SpongeBob underware 
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| January 7, 2006, 08:43 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why men are happier people!
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| January 7, 2006, 08:45 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 7, 2006, 08:36)ummmm, Righty Tighty...Lefty loosy. Underwear?...
I wasn't talking brains!.......And underwear on your head papa smurf!
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| January 7, 2006, 08:48 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (DEye @ January 7, 2006, 08:43) QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 7, 2006, 08:41)
That's why I only ware SpongeBob underware
Not to mention he IS the MAN!.....Im ready! Im ready!
Although, come to think of it, Isn't spongebob GAY ?
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| January 7, 2006, 08:50 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Why men are happier people!
Spongebob is metrosexual, Its Pop A "Smurf"....and what was that about simple creatures?....Raised by A woman, dear...Watch your step! I have been to the mountain.
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| January 7, 2006, 09:22 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Why men are happier people!
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 7, 2006, 09:22)Spongebob is metrosexual, Its Pop A "Smurf"....and what was that about simple creatures?....Raised by A woman, dear...Watch your step! I have been to the mountain.
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| January 7, 2006, 09:35 |
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