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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Words of Wisdom!
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
6. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
7. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
8. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
9. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
10. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
12. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before.
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| January 6, 2006, 13:37 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Words of Wisdom!
 6,10,11,12 the story of my life 
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| January 6, 2006, 13:51 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Words of Wisdom!
as you can tell, I can't count either!...
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| January 6, 2006, 13:55 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: Words of Wisdom!
I thought you censored out the rest 
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| January 6, 2006, 14:06 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Words of Wisdom!
Well I did, but I could have numbered it correctly as well!....
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| January 6, 2006, 14:24 |
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