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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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5 reasons NOT to be a penis
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite.....
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint. 
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| January 6, 2006, 13:21 |
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hardrock1955
69 / male
McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
  
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| January 6, 2006, 13:26 |
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
Haha hilarious.
And Kitten, you owe me a message...remember? The hair thing? haha. Im still laughing at this...
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| January 6, 2006, 16:25 |
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
Speaking of penises...how'd you like the pic??? Did you see it????? Could you find it???????? I can lend you the magnifier...
 Jill
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| January 6, 2006, 18:35 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 6, 2006, 18:35)
I thought it was a joke..... 
It wasn't..... 
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| January 6, 2006, 18:40 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (Rhapsody @ January 6, 2006, 16:25)
Well, I am a woman of my word!  .....Wow Im starting to sound like a female Darkmark.....Scarey!
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| January 6, 2006, 18:41 |
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Re: Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 6, 2006, 18:40) QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 6, 2006, 18:35)
I thought it was a joke.....
It wasn't.....
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| January 6, 2006, 18:45 |
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svedishchef
45 / male
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
I dont past muster the first, let alone the fifth time.
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| January 6, 2006, 23:02 |
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 6, 2006, 13:21)1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite.....
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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| January 6, 2006, 23:28 |
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
kitten ,be nice ,,,,i like you ....meaner
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| January 6, 2006, 23:29 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
I'm only nice when I have to be!.... 
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| January 8, 2006, 09:24 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
yeah, in her off time she can be found pursuing her favorite past times...taking candy from babys, dog kicking, giving everyone the finger in her pic.! I'm really gonna get it, now!
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| January 8, 2006, 09:31 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 8, 2006, 09:31)yeah, in her off time she can be found pursuing her favorite past times...taking candy from babys, dog kicking, giving everyone the finger in her pic.! I'm really gonna get it, now!
and don't forget the number one thing she does best......making them balls turn blue!....
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| January 8, 2006, 09:33 |
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
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| January 8, 2006, 09:35 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 8, 2006, 09:35)Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
I try not to look at them.....
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| January 8, 2006, 09:35 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
beat me senseless!
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| January 8, 2006, 09:36 |
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Re: Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 8, 2006, 09:35) QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 8, 2006, 09:35)Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
I try not to look at them.....
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| January 8, 2006, 09:41 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 8, 2006, 09:36)
Again?......
I need a new 
My pleasure!....
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| January 8, 2006, 09:42 |
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Re: Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (nykitten @ January 8, 2006, 09:35) QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 8, 2006, 09:35)Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
I try not to look at them.....
Oh, but you liked the pic of Jack now admit it...
Jill
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| January 8, 2006, 10:15 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 8, 2006, 10:15) QUOTE (nykitten @ January 8, 2006, 09:35) QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 8, 2006, 09:35)Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
I try not to look at them.....
Oh, but you liked the pic of Jack now admit it...
Jill
I did..... 
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| January 8, 2006, 10:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: 5 reasons NOT to be a penis
QUOTE (Jacknjill143 @ January 8, 2006, 10:15) QUOTE (nykitten @ January 8, 2006, 09:35) QUOTE (Kuryous1 @ January 8, 2006, 09:35)Yeah, It's terrible so many women desire something that is sooooo aweful as a penis. They actually want to take them out and play with them and even go on long cavernous adventures...It's terrible.
I try not to look at them.....
Hah! Knew it! Bend over girl! Your turn!
Oh, but you liked the pic of Jack now admit it...
Jill
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| January 8, 2006, 10:30 |
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