I LOVE IT! I saw an old one like that, but with a whole host of aliens, and I think( if I remember correct) that they had, like ray guns or some such devices, that infused hornyness into said earth sluts ! brilliant! I loved it...I think I saw one a long time ago with bigfoot, too!

Gawd...Men! laughing at that poor girls pain! oh, wait, who was that? Chazzy!? Your so mean! Don't ever change!

  QUOTE (darkmark666 @ January 3, 2006, 12:00)



Hey...maybe she shouldn't have bit off more than she could chew....or maybe she should have read the fine print, or studied her script closer...or negotiated better dick-size and lubricant quallity before accepting the job...

Yeah, maybe a little practice first, huh? work up to it you know? ah, but some people test the waters...some just jump in...ya' get what ya' ask for haha!

the ones with the obviously FAKE giant cocks , double cocks, girls with glued on cocks, and the huge 3 inch long nipples , they are so stupid , they are beyond funny

...A couple of weeks ago, I downloaded this full length porno, (I didn't know what the content was before downloading it, it was recommended to me, dammit)Anyway, it was suppose to be a beautiful blonde having a very hardcore encounter this with this hideous and disgusting alien creature. So I start watching this "reommended" little movie, and yes, there was a very beautiful blonde, but with the budget of porn movies being what they are, the creature, instead of being a frightening, repulsive, oozing slimey nightmarish life form, just looked like a giant FURBY doll you'd find stamped "irregular" in the dollar bin of a discount store, with the addition of about 8 or 9 large cheap dildos glued all over the front of "it's " chest! Hillarious!!! This blonde is seriously trying to give her best,her hottest, her most hardcore acting performance by giving the "alien" an incredible head job on all 8 or 9 of his glued on dicks. And the person inside of the "alien" costume, of course, is also trying to put forth a stellar performance as a monster that will stop at nothing to satifies his lusthunger with brainwashed, dominated earth sluts !!!! Okay, if just reading about this little gem doesn't at least make you chuckle, chortle or giggle, message me and I'll try to find the file for you to download and see for yourselff....

  QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 3, 2006, 17:20)

I thought I looked pretty good?.....

Ya know . . . I rated myself a 1 on the usage of porn - however, ya'll have peaked my curiosity for a good laugh if nothing else!!

hope you don't mind the same kind of pic as yours - I am new at this and ya know it is not real easy taking pics of yourself!

  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 3, 2006, 17:59)



wasthat you with the 3 inch nipples ?I thought you looked familiar

  QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 4, 2006, 06:13)


Hey, I worked really "hard on" that movie!.....

  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 5, 2006, 12:58)


i missed something didnt i?

  QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ January 5, 2006, 12:59)



best performance of your life ?

Well in that case , let the show begin , will this be a private show?

  QUOTE (hardrock1955 @ January 5, 2006, 14:18)


Of course!....

  QUOTE (nykitten @ January 5, 2006, 16:23)



a guy could die of anticipation waiting for that

...porn movie, clip or thumbgallery that you've ever seen? I mean something that was intended to make you wet your pants from arrousal, but made you pee your pants from laughter...

A ameature video that one of my neighbors made. They had a birthday party & invited the neighborhood over. About a hour into the party, she slipped in this video that she & her hubby had made. I wasn't near drunk enough, she's about 5'2" 275-285 lbs. with buck teeth. A whole lot of weight built real close to the ground, I enjoy a good porn as much as the next guy, but for tits sakes, when you that big, you don't film yourself having sex, & then show the whole neighborhood, or anyone else, at a party. Not if you want them to stay.

Okay...over the weekend I saw a softcore porn musical and yep... it sucked as much as it sounds like it would suck...
I saw a porn where two women took paint enemas up their asses and then analy squirted down canvas to create "art"
Didnt have to watch much of these two to decide I didn't want to see anymore!

Okay...over the weekend I saw a softcore porn musical and yep... it sucked as much as it sounds like it would suck...
I saw a porn where two women took paint enemas up their asses and then analy squirted down canvas to create "art"
Didnt have to watch much of these two to decide I didn't want to see anymore!

The last one I saw was a 3-some video...two guys were sandwiching a girl on a couch, and when it came time for the top guy's "money shot"...he pulls it out of the chick, proceeds to let it spew...it ends up hitting the bottom doode all over his face...and he really got miffed about it...