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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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St Patrick’s Day facts
Paddy the Irish Man, who was actually from Dublin’s Northside and his workmate on the building site, Jock from Glasgow were sitting in a bar in London’s Docklands having a few pints after work.
“This is a wee nice bar,” say’s Jock but I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow, there’s a wee bunny place where the landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he’ll buy the fifth drink.”
“Well,” said another English chap, “At my local in Kent, the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two.”
“Ah, dat’s nothin’,” said Paddy, “back home in my favourite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.
Then, when you’ve had enough drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!”
The Englishman and Jock were suspicious of Paddy’s claims. But Paddy swore on the grave of his mother that every word was true.
Then the Englishman asked, “Did this actually happen to you?” “Not to me, personally, no,” admitted Paddy, “but it did happen to me sister the few times.”
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| March 17, 2025, 22:52 |
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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: St Patrick’s Day facts
Lucky girl... 
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| March 22, 2025, 19:01 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: St Patrick’s Day facts
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| March 28, 2025, 11:52 |
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