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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Five Unshakable Facts:
Five Unshakable Facts:
1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is said to be grown up when he starts removing one.
2. We all like spending money on new clothes but forget that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
3. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex . A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg or Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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| February 28, 2025, 23:20 |
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Pidz
66 / male
Not Alabama, China
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Re: Five Unshakable Facts:
Sooooo true... 
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| March 1, 2025, 02:42 |
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