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62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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A Naughty Christmas.
Why does Santa always land on your roof?
Because he likes it on top! 🎅😏
What’s Santa’s favorite part of the turkey?
The thighs! 🍗🎄
Why don’t elves ever get into relationships?
They’re all about short-term fun! 🧝♂️❤️
Why is Santa so good at delivering gifts?
He knows how to handle a big sack! 🎁😂
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper who’s good with their tongue!
  
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