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Pidz
113 / male
Not Alabama, England, UK
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Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
Well once again it has come around way too fast. With festive season soon to be with us, it's time to come up with:
Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry; do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once dear?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
21. I do like a good stuffing.
22. Get ya hooters out and let’s get this party started.
So now, get your brain in gear and add your own ideas to this festive list...
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| December 11, 2024, 10:52 |
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Pidz
113 / male
Not Alabama, England, UK
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Re: Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
Not much interest on here is there...? If people never participate, what's the point? 
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| December 30, 2024, 05:20 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
That's a very good question.
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| December 31, 2024, 00:10 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: Things you can only get away with saying at Christmas...
All good.
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| December 31, 2024, 23:37 |
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