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Daughter Tells Parents She Is Pregnant
A daughter tells her parents that she is pregnant. The dad demands to meet the father of the baby, who arrives in a luxurious car and promises generous financial support. The man reassures the parents: “I cannot raise this child, but I will give you $3 million dollars and a house”.
The dad starts warming up to the idea of welcoming this new baby to the world. He asks what would happen if there are twins. The man replies: “In this case, you will get $6 million, and 2 houses”.
The dad becomes excited but then worries about the possibility of a failed pregnancy. The man doesn’t know what to respond to that and asks the parents “What do you think should happen if the pregnancy fails?”
The father leans in and whispers in the man’s ear: “You f*ck her one more time!!”
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