Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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Why is the head of a man's penis wider that it's shaft?
America funded a university study to determine why the head of a man's penis is wider than its shaft. The study took 2 years and cost over $1,250,000. The results of the study concluded…
… That the reason the head of a man's penis is wider was to provide the man with more pleasure during sex.
After the results were published, France decided to conduct their own study on the same subject. They were convinced that the results of the American study were incorrect. After three years of research and cost in excess of €3,500,000 they concluded…
… That the head of a man’s penis is wider than the shaft is to provide the women with more pleasure during sex.
When the results of the French study were released, the English decided to conduct their own study. The English didn't really trust the American or French studies. So, after nearly three days of intensive research and at a cost of approximately £38.76 and a few cans of beer, the English study came to the final conclusion…
…That the reason the head of a man's penis is wider than its shaft, is to prevent your hand flying off and hitting you in the forehead…
Conclusive proof I'd say... 
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