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Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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A caution about beer consumption...
Yesterday, University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption…
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men can actually turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1. Gained weight.
2. Talked excessively without making sense.
3. Became overly emotional.
4. Couldn’t drive.
5. Failed to think rationally.
6. Argued over nothing.
7. Had to sit down while peeing.
8. Refused to apologise when obviously wrong.
You have been warned… 
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| March 22, 2024, 00:01 |
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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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Re: A caution about beer consumption...
Makes me glad I"m a woman, and I don't gain weight from beer.
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| March 25, 2024, 02:42 |
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Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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Re: A caution about beer consumption...
Well of course if you're a woman, beer would not affect you... 
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| March 25, 2024, 11:13 |
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