Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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Why Condoms Come in Packs of 3, 6 and 12…
A man walks into a pharmacy with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk past the condom display and the boy asks, "what are these Dad?" To which the man replies, "those are called condoms, son." "Men use them to have safe sex ." "Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I have heard of them in health class at school."
He looks over the display and picks up a packet of 3 and asks, "why are there 3 in a package?" The Dad replies, "those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday and one for Sunday." Ah, right", said the boy.
Then he notices a 6 pack and asks, "then who are these for?" "Those are for college men", the Dad answers. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
"Wow", exclaimed the boy, "then who uses these?" he asks picking up a 12 pack!
With a reluctent sigh, the Dad replied, "those are for married men ." "One for January, one for February, one for March...
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