Pidz
60 / male
Always-Under-Dressed, England, UK
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The bragging trio...
Three guys meet up at work on Monday morning; they had gone on a wild night out over the weekend. Each were bragging at how’d drunk they had been.
The first guy said, ‘I was soo drunk, when I got home my keys fell out of my hand and slipped down a drain cover, I had to wake the wife to let me in’. ‘She was not too pleased’.
The second guy said, ‘That’s nothin’. I was sooo drunk, when I got home I tripped over the coffee table and sent everything crashing down. Wife was furious with me all day Sunday.
The third guy said, ‘Hmmm. When I got home I was soooo drunk, I blew chunks…
The other two looked at each other and said, ‘so what, so you threw up’.
Then he moved in closer and whispered, ‘guys you don’t understand’…
‘Chunks is our dog!’
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