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Iwant2kssuallovr
62 / female
Bendover, Florida, US
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My Harely and Vaseline
Ok so there was this guy that was looking in his community for a Harley with a LOT of chrome on it. This guy loved chrome. So, after performing an exhaustive search, he finds an owner with a Harley with just the right amount of chrome on it. So , as he’s paying the gentleman, he says…now I gotta ask…how do you keep all of this beautiful chrome in such good shape? Well, I just reach into my pocket and pull out this lil jar of Vaseline and rub it all over the chrome right before it rains.
Got it. So, the new Harley owner picks up his girlfriend and they ride for what seems like an entire day when the new Harley owner says…he babe I can eat the back end of a horse’s ass….I’m starving! Know any good places around here?
She says well…my parents are just a few blocks over but they have a really weird dinner time tradition. He cut her off….I’m so damn hungry I just dont care babe.
So, they pull in to her parents place and he asks…allright so what’s so ‘weird’ about this ‘dinnertime tradition’
She says…well the first person to talk at the dinner table has to do the dishes.
He’s like aw shit that’s not bad! let's go eat!
So, he’s halfway to stuffing his face and everyone is just quietly eating without saying a word…He suddenly realizes that he wants to say something but he DEFINATELY doesn’t want to do the dishes.
So…he comes up with a grand scheme that he would do something so outrageous that someone else would say something so he would be off the hook for the dishes.
So, he grabs his girl, pulls her shorts down and starts pounding her doggy style at the table.
NOBODY SAID A THING.
He says to himself…shit, I’ve gotta up my game!
So, he grabs his girlfriends mom and starts giving her the action too.
NOBODY SAID A THING
just then he looks outside and sees it starting to rain and he reaches into his pocket and grabs the jar of Vaseline and just then the girlfriends father stands up and says….
OK OK FINE. ILL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!
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| February 6, 2024, 23:16 |
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ashkats
65 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: My Harely and Vaseline
humm i thought we used pig snot... 
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| February 23, 2024, 01:22 |
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Doc426
74 / male
Los Angeles, California, US
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Re: My Harely and Vaseline
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| February 24, 2024, 09:33 |
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